Submitted by NatsPapayanz t3_10qur9h in sports
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[deleted] t1_j6utque wrote
Saudi football league is licking their lips right now.
DrAtomic1 t1_j6w60jd wrote
Wouldn't count on it, they'll probably botch the paperwork.
MichaelScarnTLM t1_j6veaiy wrote
Who’s she?
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MLGWolf69 t1_j6vtb0x wrote
Chelsea's a British soccer team in the Premier League, I guess they've been picking up a lot of free agents lately or something
Key_Buffalo7200 t1_j6w8u8q wrote
Not free agents, they've been spending a huge amount, more than half a billion this season
Wrldtrvlr883 t1_j6rykt8 wrote
They signed everyone else. Why not?
timeIsAllitTakes t1_j6tp60v wrote
That's literally the joke.
gamer552233 t1_j6wjs7e wrote
Exactly
buffalo t1_j6s2ith wrote
For some weird reason he’ll announce in a few months he’s coming out of retirement and playing for the Broncos. Then at an estate in Colorado Springs they’ll find dead Brady clones in water tanks. They’ll be dozens of identical deflated footballs littered around the perimeter of the estate. They’ll make a movie about it called The Press Tease…are you watching closely?
blakeley t1_j6s5oca wrote
Should be called… The Brady Bunch
supercleverhandle476 t1_j6u9xtg wrote
80 Bradys
blakeley t1_j6uf770 wrote
Br80’s
SocialWealth t1_j6v96gj wrote
Marketing genius
localshop667 t1_j6se1u3 wrote
r/suspiciouslyspecific/
BroadwayNerd t1_j6sh5o8 wrote
I would highly recommend watching "The Prestige."
cygnusx8 t1_j6se4zv wrote
Mate by Netflix. Brady will be played by Denzel Washington
IAmASpaceCadet2 t1_j6vqtip wrote
You joke but they actually have a similar joke to this guy’s comment in the Netflix show Living With Yourself with Paul Rudd.
Spoiler for this old cancelled show; this spa clones a better version of you then kills off the original.
We’re watching the seventh clone of Brady.
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SevereEducation2170 t1_j6siexc wrote
So he blew up his marriage in order to have his first ever losing season and then quits again? Cool.
TheOriginalZywinzi t1_j6t05pz wrote
His marriage was more than likely already in jeopardy before he announced he was going to stay for the 2022 season
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Redditor_Since_2013 t1_j6uytd2 wrote
Might have been a bad situation and football kept him out of the house?
spectac-1 t1_j6uqkf7 wrote
Are you really going to pretend like you know their personal life? Get your own life, nerd.
SevereEducation2170 t1_j6uwj80 wrote
Says the guy trolling Reddit just to insult someone he doesn’t know. Pot meet kettle. It’s a joke that I’m sure won’t hurt super famous, rich and handsome Tom Brady who will never even read it. But hey, congrats on defending Brady’s honor I guess.
SevereEducation2170 t1_j6uwmhx wrote
Says the guy trolling Reddit just to insult someone he doesn’t know. Pot meet kettle. It’s a joke that I’m sure won’t hurt super famous, rich and handsome Tom Brady who will never even read it. But hey, congrats on defending Brady’s honor I guess.
SevereEducation2170 t1_j6uwi5t wrote
Says the guy trolling Reddit just to insult someone he doesn’t know. Pot meet kettle. It’s a joke that I’m sure won’t hurt super famous, rich and handsome Tom Brady who will never even read it. But hey, congrats on defending Brady’s honor I guess.
Lee_Doff t1_j6s0q8i wrote
made enough last year to cover the FTX fiasco?
TortyPapa t1_j6saifd wrote
Did he get sued? If not then what’s there to cover?
Lee_Doff t1_j6t4zxg wrote
all the money he lost? i dont know, its quite the fiasco. between him and giselle making trips to the bahamas and buying houses across the street from one another.. i'll have to wait for the espn 30 for 30 or netflix untold espisode.
DFWPunk t1_j6sfvwp wrote
His losses. But the lawsuit prospects are still out there, although probably weak.
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Curious_Working5706 t1_j6sfc1h wrote
Good. His retirement was beginning to dip into the same realm of cringe as Brett Favre’s.
Aaron Rodgers will be popcorn worthy 🍿
caspruce t1_j6sm9y2 wrote
No where in the same category. Farve had a sub 70 rating in his final year.
Aside from Brady’s win-loss record, his stats this year were respectable and better than some of his previous outings. Only thing cringe was the Bucs relying on a 40+ yo QB to throw 700+ times. They needed a running game.
CyborgBee t1_j6tbf4y wrote
I think they were saying the retiring/unretiring carousel was cringe. If Brady comes back again it will start to be embarrassing the way it was with Favre
bigmac22077 t1_j6sxjaq wrote
So your you’re saying is…. Brady wasn’t really much without gronk?
ChocoboCloud69 t1_j6t5vxx wrote
Nice bait
pambannedfromchilis t1_j6rxzxj wrote
Looses Giselle and then retires?? Was this just to be mean to her?
CSilyS t1_j6s0mih wrote
sigma grindset
empireof3 t1_j6sazrt wrote
In a few months he’ll have a 1 year deal with the 49ers
WentworthMillersBO t1_j6sr6c8 wrote
At least he isn’t doing it for evil
MLGWolf69 t1_j6vtgiq wrote
He bored of doing evil after the FTX implosion 💀
jadayne t1_j6urq4e wrote
Tom Brady's retiring?
Can't wait to see who he plays for next year.
slonobruh t1_j6s08y7 wrote
Oh no!
Anyway
snarky9220 t1_j6s197h wrote
Groundhog Year 🙄
Ok-Lengthiness4557 t1_j6u8vhl wrote
Sounds good, Tom. See you next season.
Sorasyn t1_j6svqat wrote
Seems like he could have saved himself a lot of trouble by retiring a year ago, but who am I to judge.
xc2215x t1_j6skxjp wrote
I believe it when I see it truly happen for real.
Strict-Square456 t1_j6t4k5l wrote
Well it is ground hogs day tomorrow. Lol.
BeefEater81 t1_j6ty6yo wrote
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice? Can't get fooled again.
Wrldtrvlr883 t1_j6ryjdi wrote
Tell me if you've heard this one before.
tell439 t1_j6tuxjj wrote
He’s going to do what Arnold did in the mr Olympia and go down from the commentator spot to play when needed
stackin_papers t1_j6v4i40 wrote
I’ve seen this before. He’s going to un-retire a second time to join a Washington team
ojmcsimpson t1_j6scl33 wrote
“TOLD YOU SO!” - Adam schefler
drewdown39 t1_j6thfs1 wrote
The bad man can't hurt us anymore.
warren54batman t1_j6uhkpo wrote
I'll never tuck away my hate for him.
terry_bradshaw t1_j6uyd4p wrote
Breaking: Tom Brady signs with Al Nassar
Cheap-Lion659 t1_j6vbac8 wrote
I think it is time, but what a good time the man has giving to all of us. I am 23 and he has played for all them years. I love this mans heart for the game. I think he will go down as one of the best. If not, I will say the best in general. lol
Rynox2000 t1_j6vccto wrote
Until the 49ers give him an offer.
jibjabjibby t1_j6vhinf wrote
I’m just glad he’s not resigning “for bad”
beepbeepbubblegum t1_j6w9bxp wrote
Why he didn’t just ride off into the sunset after the Tampa Bay SB win. Would have been a great ending to his career and now final game was a losing season and being blown out by the Cowboys.
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Vir-victus t1_j6rxxo3 wrote
Yeah, lets wit and see if he means it this time ;)
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PooPooDooDoo t1_j6s42k0 wrote
Respectable decision.
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mosfunky t1_j6sonov wrote
For the greater good.
LingeringSentiments t1_j6t2f2o wrote
He’s going to the Mets.
MLGWolf69 t1_j6vtsae wrote
He WAS drafted by the Montreal Expos back in the day! Anything's possible 💀
black_dogs_22 t1_j6t5ax1 wrote
the end of the road begins
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TelegraphRoadWarrior t1_j6uty2i wrote
"for now".
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slowride77 t1_j6vn3e6 wrote
Bye! Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!!!
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dacreativeguy t1_j6vspmj wrote
86 for Brady!
Adeep187 t1_j6w0umb wrote
Sure bud
DrAtomic1 t1_j6w5z2u wrote
Reserving my reaction for the end of next years season.
MaddyKet t1_j6w6d58 wrote
Sure Jan
kurt_go_bang t1_j6wbf59 wrote
Who fucking cares? We already did the sentimental shit for him. Don’t have the will to do it again.
Jimmy_kong253 t1_j6wfgvv wrote
He's going to be back I feel like he wants to play as long as some team will sign him to a starter contract
screamtrumpet t1_j6wkwrf wrote
Yea. And The Rolling Stones are doing their final tour.
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Dysliptic t1_j6sa1n0 wrote
Didnt even give his son a heads up to start running
ComadorFluffyPaws t1_j6ry8ze wrote
Until he sales his Bucs jersey for 500k.
a-really-cool-potato t1_j6so4c2 wrote
Honestly for the best. Brady’s washed up
Edit: lol inevitable downvotes from copers. He’s old and doesn’t play well anymore. It’s been time for him to go for some time
-Honeysuckle- t1_j6ukkd1 wrote
Some time? What are you even talking about?
the guy won the Superbowl 2 years ago at the age of 43 and last year he threw for 43 Td’s and 5000+ yards ….
FlyDungas t1_j6sfq2k wrote
Good this guy and his fans are so lame
Mbaker1201 t1_j6ryrcs wrote
Bye Felicia.
swimmit93 t1_j6rwz1q wrote
only a matter of time before Chelsea signs him