Hands off the clown pipes! Homies right…golf hasn’t found a more interesting dude to talk about in 20 years. He’s been washed up for a decade, yet every article in golf is about his inevitable comeback.

We’re still waiting…

Remember when EA just dropped him from the cover of his own licensed game? That was over 10 years ago. His brand has long since become toxic for anyone who isn’t an old white dude. His advertisers outside of golf dried up. The PGA and Tiger are propping each other up at this point.

Golf can barely get televised anymore, viewership has lived and died with its Tiger obsession…clinging to an aging athlete with laughable PR. The PGA will always be elitist and out of touch, being a fan must be emotionally exhausting…good luck!