budgreenbud t1_jadc36k wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:55 PM

Reply to comment by 5m1tm in New Zealand defeat England by 1 run in the 2nd Test Match at Wellington by IntoThePeople

*Anyone who mocks anything they don't understand is a tool.

5m1tm t1_jadc66p wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:56 PM

Haha true

budgreenbud t1_jadcljq wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:58 PM

This all I know about cricket.

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game

5m1tm t1_jadcwvv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:00 PM

Haha I know this joke lol. Good reference lmao

7FOOT7 t1_jae5f7u wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:00 PM

Women play too

Sounds like Baseball? Except that has 10 umpires. And you need to repeat 9 times (sometimes).

budgreenbud t1_jaeh5g7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:15 PM

You apparently aren't aware of the joke. I don't even follow cricket and I know the joke. But yeah I'm sure women love to play cricket as is the case with any sport. Humans like to play them. Next time I will edit it so that it clears the the PC bar of acceptance. Apparently even old ass jokes have to be all inclusive now. Moron.