Working for Jim Crane, unknowingly setting up the IT infrastructure for the Houston Astros codebreakers, discovering a global ring of cartels they launder unimaginable amounts of money through, finding out Jim Crane worked for Enron and was probably meeting with Dick Cheney before 9/11, the president pardoning Jim Crane's golf buddies on his last day in office, stumbling on evidence that reveals the company you work for shouldn't exist, also they have ties to GameStop...

I could go on but why don't I clarify that I already blew the whistle on these criminals with the United States Securities and Exchange Commission. That was after Robert Manfred didn't respond to my MLB ethics complaint.

So yeah... I think it's socially acceptable for me to not be romantic about baseball now.