Submitted by BobbingForSmegma t3_xw9yfe in sports
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tj129 t1_ir5c6xb wrote
do NOT take it to The Sandlot for a game
Sweaty_Assignment_90 t1_ir5nlhc wrote
Your killing me smalls
OptimusSublime t1_ir5i3ou wrote
Spoiler alert: he's going to insure the shit out of it, and then sell it in the future for a few million.
Or at least be should.
MimonFishbaum t1_ir5r8q0 wrote
He's the VP of a $200BN hedge fund lol. Probably doesn't really matter as much to him as it would to an average person.
dan4223 t1_ir5yw1d wrote
“A” VP in finance a lot different than “THE” VP in most other contexts.
OptimusSublime t1_ir5s71m wrote
I always hope the lottery winners are missing teeth...not 200 billion dollar hedge fund managers...what a shame.
Seahawk715 t1_ir5sexg wrote
F hedge fund managers. Actively rooting for people’s demise so they can profit off it. I hope the ball disappears and ends up in Judges locker.
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Iennda t1_ir5fk6h wrote
Wow. Killer story, so glad someone wrote about him being unsure.