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MissorNoob t1_iw4bq3w wrote

Reply to comment by CA_Orange in Italy make history with first ever win against Australia by paloaltissimo

It's all that Australium, they're a superhuman nation

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neutrino71 t1_iw4ufze wrote

We eat spiders for breakfast, skip rope using venomous snakes and wrestle 5 metre saltwater crocodiles rather than pay for gym membership. Harden up, buttercup

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MrSquishypoo t1_iw4dwfk wrote

As an Italian/Australian, can confirm.

I sweat pasta sauce and can crush beer cans with my sweat.

I am immortal.

/s

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J_Shinguarto t1_iw4gkuo wrote

Shouldn't you be half immortal then?

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PuTheDog t1_iw4raof wrote

His mortal half just beat his immortal half, thus becoming full immortal

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