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MrSquishypoo t1_iw4dwfk wrote

As an Italian/Australian, can confirm.

I sweat pasta sauce and can crush beer cans with my sweat.

I am immortal.

/s

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J_Shinguarto t1_iw4gkuo wrote

Shouldn't you be half immortal then?

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PuTheDog t1_iw4raof wrote

His mortal half just beat his immortal half, thus becoming full immortal

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