Submitted by shellystarzz t3_zct1ob in sports
donkeylipsh t1_iz89asx wrote
Reply to comment by slapshots1515 in Hall of Famer Deion Sanders leaves Jackson State to take charge of Colorado by shellystarzz
>I never claimed 100% of the Jackson State roster would transfer.
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slapshots1515 t1_iz89vnh wrote
Quote where I said that big fella. Like the other quote you still can’t produce, you won’t be able to. I do wish you would stop lying.
donkeylipsh t1_iz8aqea wrote
slapshots1515 t1_iz8bqnu wrote
You are a special kind of stupid, aren’t ya son. This is the part where you’re supposed to show me, you know, where I actually claimed 100% of the Jackson State roster would transfer. You know, to show me I’m wrong. Which you won’t be able to do, but it’s super funny to watch you try.
donkeylipsh t1_iz8c6oj wrote
>Instead, they are all leaving with Deion.
slapshots1515 t1_iz8f074 wrote
…clearly, you’re not actually trying to stretch “all” in that quote to mean “100% of the Jackson State roster”, because that would take an incredible lack of reading comprehension.
It’s doubly hilarious you’re so pressed now you’re googling links to use on elementary school insults. Like seriously, is this all it takes to set you off?
donkeylipsh t1_iz8f7zd wrote
>How dare you use my words against me!!!
slapshots1515 t1_iz8fjtz wrote
…but you didn’t. Unless, again, you’re applying an inconceivable lack of reading comprehension again. Like seriously, we might be talking world record status.
donkeylipsh t1_iz8fs6a wrote
>My words are meaningless! Now I demand you take me seriously!
- man sipping long island iced tea on his beach in Kansas
slapshots1515 t1_iz8g4zx wrote
So just to clarify-rather than simply admit you are wrong-you’re going so far as to pretend to be so colossally stupid to apply “all” here to mean “100% of the Jackson State roster” rather than the group of people we were talking about the whole time, the players Deion recruited that had better offers from big schools.
I have to say, I’m legitimately impressed. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone cut off so much of their nose to spite their face before.
donkeylipsh t1_iz8gcpj wrote
all
adjective
- Being or representing the entire or total number, amount, or quantity:
- synonym: whole.
- Constituting, being, or representing the total extent or the whole.
- Being the utmost possible of.
slapshots1515 t1_iz8glq1 wrote
Try looking up “context” next. Vital for the reading comprehension you need. You’ll find life much easier after that.
Seriously, I’ve never seen someone pretend to be this dumb just to avoid admitting they were wrong. It’s pathological, isn’t it?
donkeylipsh t1_iz8i845 wrote
What context will make every player from all 3 of Deion's recruiting classes joining him at Colorado a reality?
If you can tell me what you're even accusing me of I will eat my keyboard. Guarantee you're too dumb to even realize what you're arguing any more.
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slapshots1515 t1_iz9e3od wrote
I’m not so much accusing you of anything as just wondering if it would be more sad if you actually believed what you were saying and had to go about life being that dumb, or whether it would be worse if you were so pathologically opposed to admitting you misstated the smallest little thing that you would still be bothering to invent all of this two days later. Pretty sad either way, really.
donkeylipsh t1_iza4g2h wrote
There it is! Dumbass has no clue what they're even arguing. Got so worked up you played yourself to be the biggest fool on reddit. Shocker! Guess I won't be having that keyboard for breakfast after all.
What do you think I believed?
You want me to admit something, but you don't even know what thing is. You harassed me for 48 hours, and you can't even explain why.
And you call me pathological?
Jesus christ, in the history of self-owns, you take the crown. The physical embodied of /r/selfawarewolves and /r/confidentlyincorrect all rolled into one.
I gotta thank you, bravo! Chefs kiss! You're truly one of the greatest treasures I've ever discovered on reddit!
slapshots1515 t1_izaddgf wrote
I wouldn’t expect you to understand the conversation. You’ve pretty conclusively proven you either can’t or won’t read. Which one it is isn’t much of a concern to me.
Harassed you? My brother in Christ, you’re the one who is so obsessed with me you actually just signed up to follow me on Reddit. I’ve never seen anyone be so pressed before. What was it you said? “Something, something, accuse your enemy of that which you are guilty of”? Look in the mirror my guy.
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