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Duke_AllStar t1_j1kb4tk wrote

She said “he did not strangle me, only stifled my air intake”

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MuscleManRyan t1_j1lw1r5 wrote

I didn’t hit you with my car, I unexpectedly caressed you with my fender

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DrAbeSacrabin t1_j1nekk5 wrote

She said, “he didn’t strangle me, so please give him his million dollar job back because otherwise I’m effed”.

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