BMonad t1_j2u9s3g wrote on January 4, 2023 at 12:05 AM

I was gonna say, so what, he hit his girlfriend 30 years ago when he was 18? But then I saw it was a kick, and he’s a soccer player, so basically assault with a lethal weapon.

ClydeAndKeith t1_j2ugcq8 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 12:50 AM

Yes, the same legal theory underpinning Nic Cage’s long conviction in Con-Air. Fair is fair

Look_to_the_Stars t1_j2uk0f5 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 1:16 AM

He had the worst fucking attorney.

TheGoodSquirt t1_j2v4jm5 wrote on January 4, 2023 at 3:47 AM

I said put the bunny down…

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