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Wandering_Turtle24 t1_j58zva4 wrote

Hacked into Harbaugh’s Amazon account and canceled all of his khaki pants orders.

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Jomibu t1_j59laoq wrote

Straight to jail!

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tipsup t1_j5a2x3x wrote

Lands End account.

hilarious.

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ArcaneCharge t1_j58kdva wrote

FWIW, it’s been confirmed that the feds aren’t involved, so the really bad stuff is off the table. Most likely explanation is that he stole someone’s password and used their account without permission.

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VHBlazer t1_j5apfsz wrote

Federal involvement isn’t necessarily an indicator of the severity of the crime. Someone at a previous school I went to got charged with a federal crime just for changing their grades with improper access to professors’ accounts.

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ArcaneCharge t1_j5bgzw5 wrote

Right, but it does mean that it’s not child porn, which I think was on a lot of people’s minds when they first saw this come out.

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Ferris_Wheel_Skippy t1_j5bpti5 wrote

that was what i thought. thankful that doesn't seem to be the case...yet

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ImbambiBitch t1_j5due63 wrote

The fact that child porn is ruled out I suspect he accessed a grading system to modify key player grades

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LoganGyre t1_j5bnc4y wrote

I believe it’s what he did with that access which will be the bigger issue. Some have suggested he might have used this as a way to fix enrollment issues for incoming players and their families… I’ve also heard recruiting and viewing medical information of other student athletes not in the program.

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beebog t1_j5ez4n7 wrote

oooo.. HIPAA doesn’t fuck around

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akapusin3 t1_j5bmewf wrote

Rumor that I heard, and I stress this is a rumor, is that Weiss logged into Harbaugh's email account and contacted recruits during the 2020 COVID black out period

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SchpartyOn t1_j5bp8vi wrote

That rumor is so incredibly incorrect.

Weiss didn’t even work for Michigan until summer 2021 and the crimes he was fired for occurred between Dec 21 and 23, 2022, according to public record.

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TeamShonuff t1_j5cpi5d wrote

He logged into Harbough's computer to see the full Secret Santa so he could drop hints.

"I just wish my pressure washer was better, you know. Something like the new Karcher 2100."

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CornWallacedaGeneral t1_j57wfwp wrote

Was probably spying on somebody or stalking using the computer

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BringinItDirty t1_j5a51j6 wrote

If so thats a criminal offense. It's going to be interesting to see things unfold in the future.

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MaleficentPurchase65 t1_j59ge9q wrote

And you know this how? Literally no details have come from anywhere. It could be worse, it could not be, why just spew shit out of your mouth?

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swr3212 t1_j59js9s wrote

It's called deductive reasoning. Obviously you're already lacking in the "reasoning" department.

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dray1214 t1_j59syex wrote

There really are a number of things that he could’ve done wrong. Op is 100% speculating and nothing else. This is ignorant to do.

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MaleficentPurchase65 t1_j59kgq9 wrote

I could use deductive reasoning to say that he was simply accessing a university account he wasn’t supposed to. I could also use deductive reasoning to say he was on the internet doing something illegal. I could also use it to say he manipulated his own financial documents ahead of tax season. These are all scenarios being thrown around. Probably.

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viridien104 t1_j59pkrm wrote

This doesn't sound like something Sherlock would go with so... doubt.

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tyedge t1_j58uodz wrote

Access is the key word in this, if you’re trying to speculate as to what he did. My state has laws with stupid names that relate to accessing accounts, servers, databases etc without proper permissions or through someone else’s credentials. I’m sure Michigan has something similar. Given that there’s a very public rift between the AD and Harbaugh, I can’t help but wonder if this relates.

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tipsup t1_j5a2t0m wrote

To justify terminating an employee (who makes over 1million) something of note happened here, this isn’t a policy violation.

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Useful-ldiot t1_j5ahdju wrote

I don't know that that is entirely true. He's a football coach. He can be fired for just about anything.

We didn't score enough. Fired.

We didn't score fast enough. Fired.

We didn't score in this one, meaningful game. Fired.

We like another candidate more than you. Fired.

You suck at recruiting. Fired.

AFAIK, there has been a single wrongful termination suit in recent memory, and it was related to vaccines. I couldn't find any other cases.

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bsherms t1_j5aobg6 wrote

He's being fired for cause. That's different. He won't be entitled to the rest of the money on his contract. Coaches that get fired for football reasons get a hefty buyout in most cases.

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Useful-ldiot t1_j5b81o5 wrote

Coordinators don't have hefty buyouts. Their contracts are rarely more than $1m making they're buyouts typically $2-3m at best.

Edit: my point here is that any P5 university wouldn't hesitate for a moment to pay some $5m to fuck off. That's not a buyout they'd ever even consider riding out.

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Mattbl t1_j5b95se wrote

Poor guy only getting a $2-3m payout, that sounds rough.

I'm kidding, as obviously I understand that money is not "hefty" in comparison to HCs, but to a normal person it definitely is "hefty."

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reachingFI t1_j5bb9yw wrote

But he’s not a normal person so why draw that comparison at all?

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Mattbl t1_j5bck73 wrote

When I say normal, I mean anybody outside looking in. $2-3m payout for losing your job is hefty for 99% of the people on this planet.

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bw1985 t1_j5c9vnx wrote

I have no idea what he did but policy violation is enough to fire somebody.

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ThatOtherOtherGuy3 t1_j5a3psa wrote

My guess is that he was downloading pics of Ohio State cheerleaders… a fireable offense at Michigan.

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decoii t1_j58wzqm wrote

Sending Joke emails CC'ed to the entire campus

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FtheMustard t1_j58xnp6 wrote

Ugh... Throw the book at him. Solitary with all the other sickos.

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BeerMeSeattle t1_j5cckpw wrote

Netflix is taking password sharing VERY seriously

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Key_Environment8179 t1_j5a626c wrote

Bruh I’ve seen four different speculative guesses on exactly what he did, and every comment criticizing the baseless speculation is downvoted. Stop with the wild guesses, guys. The facts will come out soon.

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wwwbdd t1_j5b2x64 wrote

This is the exact place for speculation and discussion

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Der_andere_Baron t1_j57vd8p wrote

Probably a bit worse, or porn of an illegal nature. Watching generic porn on a university comouter is likely just a flagrant violation of an acceptable use policy (not necessarily criminal in nature).

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tacobell999 t1_j58oftm wrote

He’s not some homeless guy who needs public internet access to watch porn… he accessed someone’s email to snoop. it’s obvious.

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dray1214 t1_j59t3mz wrote

“It’s obvious”

It not obvious at all lmao. We genuinely do not know what happened yet. Nothing obvious about it.

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Candid-Mine5119 t1_j5aam3g wrote

“It’s obvious” means “it’s common”

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dray1214 t1_j5aaph1 wrote

No it doesn’t

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ipanoah t1_j5abl8g wrote

When people confuse their opinion with fact. You might have noticed it's pretty rampant on the internet.

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NebulousDonkeyFart t1_j5a0i1r wrote

Michigan fans just trying to cope. I mean I probably would too if I still worshipped a pedophile enabler.

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moneyfink t1_j5a1ziq wrote

As a person who administers IT resources for a bunch of white collar workers who all have internet access at home and private cell phones, you'd be shocked by the amount of porn that is browsed on company managed devices on company networks. Our acceptable use policy states that users have no expectation of privacy when using company IT resources. Nonetheless here we are.

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M_Mich t1_j5a97ua wrote

helped a coworker on a trip when their work iphone was trapped in one of the browser virus warnings where you can’t close the tab. he didn’t want to call IT. i related the number of stories our IT has told about finding porn on people’s pc. my favorite was one of the women would tell anyone about how a director had his naked wife as the windows background.

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swr3212 t1_j59jwot wrote

You'd be quite surprised then to find out who normally is caught with this. Students aren't always bright and can be very horny.

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PuddingPoops t1_j58qyyr wrote

Sounds like he changed players grades somehow.

Edit: source is close to the program. I'm not claiming that this is 100% definitely true, but that's the word going around.

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trwawy05312015 t1_j59f461 wrote

Speaking as a university professor I find it hard to believe that would be possible. If it is, Michigan’s digital infrastructure is either really shitty or someone else would have needed to help him get access.

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BowwwwBallll t1_j5afe7u wrote

I dunno man. I saw a documentary where a kid was able to change the number of unexcused absences on his record to avoid discipline. Then he grabbed his friend, his friend’s dad’s Ferrari, broke his girlfriend out of school, and went on some adventures.

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trwawy05312015 t1_j5ahboz wrote

That sounds really farfetched. Wouldn’t the dad know they took the car?

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TheBaltimoron t1_j5aprcy wrote

Nah just reverse the miles right off.

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HalobenderFWT t1_j5aqho6 wrote

But what would happen if you kicked the propped up car going in reverse in a fit of rage?

Asking for a friend.

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trwawy05312015 t1_j5as8ce wrote

First thing I’d do to fix that is get in a pool and stop breathing.

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HalobenderFWT t1_j5assy8 wrote

(I think that happened before the car out the window scene)

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slapshots1515 t1_j5aves0 wrote

It did. The pool was a reaction to finding out the car was taken joyriding by the parking guys.

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onlythetoast t1_j59tq1c wrote

Campus wifi, use a VPN. On your PERSONAL device. Happy fapping.

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Diagonalizer t1_j57ydmd wrote

Revenge porn of students from the University I think would do it.

Or sharing porn with players using a company provided machine

All I can really think of that would be criminal here

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pomc t1_j5bael3 wrote

Netflix really cracking down on password sharing.

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taxthepoor t1_j59cj8q wrote

Probably sent an email calling for the removal of the sexual assault honor statue on campus, and you know that would have ruffled some feathers.

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redliner88 t1_j5ae9rk wrote

My group chat is saying he must have retweeted a CJ Stroud tweet on a school computer

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RoadPersonal9635 t1_j5b0qpu wrote

Well if the feds aren’t involved Im gonna have to assume he stole an administrators password and was trying to alter players grades to keep them eligible.

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deddogs t1_j5b14tr wrote

More will come, but this is extremely ambiguous.

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Hussaf t1_j5b8v5y wrote

Mr Robot?

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Dustin-Mustangs t1_j5ccih9 wrote

Initial reports indicated a swarm of unmarked police cars swarmed his house the week before he was fired. This seems like useful info during a time of wild speculation.

My guess is the University of Michigan will quietly sweep this under the rug with the rest of the dirt surrounding their athletic department, like Dr. Anderson.

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ogo_pogo t1_j5b4t1y wrote

He looks like a mix between Sebastian Manuscalco and that one dude who does fake prank videos on YouTube (and is incredibly obnoxious)

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SolaceAcheron t1_j57yxef wrote

We'll be better without him. Good riddance.

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ineedafuckincig t1_j5anb61 wrote

You do realize he was our QBs coach right? He developed McCarthy. I can’t say I’m too upset about NOT having co-offensive coordinators though.

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SolaceAcheron t1_j5b2wr0 wrote

Him being co-offensive coordinator probably hurt the team more than he actually helped McCarthy. Also, this is Michigan, we have class here. You don't try to justify someone who's clearly done something either illegal or very unethical because they helped one guy on your team.

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Andy-_1979 t1_j587z6v wrote

I'm guessing it's either porn or he was harassing someone.

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Jonk3r t1_j57tqc2 wrote

Computer Access Crime? Did he watch porn on his University issues PC?

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krkrich t1_j582hfr wrote

what the fuck are computer access crimes? child porn?

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rduke318 t1_j584dd0 wrote

Based on google search it seems more like hacking, or some such behavior.

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