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Imactuallyadogg t1_j6zmsxz wrote

I’ve been breeding and releasing cobras for years around town. Didn’t know we could get paid.

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SweetSewerRat t1_j6y9zwg wrote

Sorry man maybe I'm dumb, but what do you mean?

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ActionFalcon t1_j6yb4ff wrote

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nickcash t1_j70ea04 wrote

My favorite part is the city hiring an Indian snake charmer. It's that kind of quaint folksy racism you just don't see anymore.

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lochlainn t1_j70z3r1 wrote

Well, I mean they have a point. An Indian snake charmer mostly likely would have more experience with cobras than any other Indian in the US in the 1950's.

I'd also bet that whatever circus he was performing at was perpetually raising the Indian demographic of most of the midwest to a non-zero number just by him being there.

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feralfantastic t1_j6z0zof wrote

No need to issue rewards, we straight up murder them wherever they are found with hoes. Springfield hoes are cold blooded, much like their favored scaly prey.

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Imactuallyadogg t1_j70tw6a wrote

I’ve never tried to kill a snake with one of my ex girlfriends. Then again I’ve never tried. Maybe you’re onto something.

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turbulance4 t1_j731y81 wrote

Is this related to something happening in Springfield today?

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necronicone t1_j6zkkrj wrote

Didn't this backfire causing an increase in the Cobra population since people started farming them, and then let them go when the bounty ended...?

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necronicone t1_j70d44i wrote

Ope, sometimes the mobile app client tricks me into thinking an image ends where it gets cropped

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