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Kilo417 t1_j8u11rj wrote

We are a small family business trying to compete with national chains

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Trixxxxxi t1_j8u6nwl wrote

"For those whose ships have sailed."

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Fuselol t1_j8u7p7n wrote

I stayed there sometimes when I made enough to not sleep outside. Some rooms didn’t have microwaves, so they would give me the key to another room. Then told me to go take it from there, and move it to my room. Happened a few times so maybe “a true pirate experience”

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beerme72 t1_j8u8y3g wrote

NOW with 30% LESS bed bugs!

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420shaken t1_j8u9e87 wrote

Inquire about our new hourly specials.

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GundleFly t1_j8ucdki wrote

Injured? Know who to call.

417-777-7777

FRE3 HB0

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VaderTower t1_j8ugoj5 wrote

"Stahp braking in we ain't got nuthin"

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VaderTower t1_j8ugynd wrote

Replying to Fuselol (#1,836,680)

Were you getting a discount because you were plundering booty or having your booty plundered? Was the microwave integral to the discount or can one get the discount without sexual favors involving microwaves.

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VaderTower t1_j8uhcra wrote

"Every room comes with a bottle of old bay seasoning, for the crabs".

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EyeOk389 t1_j8um880 wrote

Come relax on our poop deck!

(They were always disappointed when I showed them it was just a regular deck with dog poop on it)

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claxston t1_j8up6t2 wrote

Hey remember when there was a bunch of motels thru here. Did you ever think I would be the last one standing. FRE3 HB0

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Lyonator1996 t1_j8uwfwr wrote

She’ll let you dock your ship in our rooms

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UCOAngel25 t1_j8uzyed wrote

Ain't nobody sleeping on this ship alone sailor

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papa_vein t1_j8v6fyq wrote

Rooms are free, security detail $150 a night

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Born2fayl t1_j8vd6h2 wrote

It’s hard out there: you may be able to able to afford getting warm in here.

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Ozarksmetalhead t1_j8veytv wrote

“Free roaches, drugs, gangs, beatings, stabbings, shootings, knives, and bullets - in every room,”

And then followed somehow by “No Vacancy” 🤣

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jasfad t1_j8vgl1p wrote

Something about a Wet Beef

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Fuzzarelly t1_j8vtdte wrote

You flag them down and we put them up.

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kcfdr9c t1_j8w95n6 wrote

Welcome to the No Tell Motel!!

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lemurgrl t1_j8we5sv wrote

“Any port in a storm.”

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417panda t1_j8wkdhi wrote

We got a strip club next door.

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Live_Oak123 t1_j8wkwya wrote

Private investigator parking in the rear.

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Irish-Beard-83 t1_j8x8f1l wrote

“Come to flag ship, from bad trips to the good shit you can do it here”

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feralfantastic t1_j8xpya7 wrote

“Yes kids, our cigarette machine does have menthol!”

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robbyluvadooz t1_j8xqvtc wrote

Sink or swim $15.38 half a night $47.59 a night.

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Whiteramsmatter t1_j8y7n6k wrote

Pay by the hour, and don't forget to lock your door. We promise no hidden cameras or missing kidneys.

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Slow_and_Steady_3838 t1_j8yary3 wrote

"If your sails are limp, pop in for a hard blow to fix you up and get you back to full mast"

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Basic_Cover_6945 t1_j8ymmj9 wrote

“Closed. Thanks to the mega-motel chain you’re taking that picture from.”

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417sadboi t1_j8yqw84 wrote

"Boneless beds now available!"

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NPE62 t1_j8yrvxa wrote

Mirrors on the ceilings/Bring your own sheets

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Khanati03 t1_j8ytwmy wrote

Vaancy (because the c fell off)

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Gen_Chaos t1_j8zd0oy wrote

Our maids have the best booty.

Or more lighthearted- Sail to dreamful bliss.

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nnya t1_j8zq0vv wrote

“Your ship has cum in.”

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MissryMan t1_j8zygpm wrote

“Lice, Mice, and Ice get your meth here”

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