Submitted by budtoast t3_11ra6e4 in springfieldMO
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Particular-Wheel-741 t1_jc7l17t wrote
No, my mom
budtoast OP t1_jc7le5q wrote
yeah, I thought so. it couldn’t have been mine
nbmft13 t1_jc7m8mr wrote
Elvis
flappykinz t1_jc7ycil wrote
1954
budtoast OP t1_jc7mg1d wrote
nice
seoul_train86 t1_jc82z41 wrote
It's Elliott lodging so every single employee who's worked there
jakedmj t1_jc8l8z0 wrote
Underappreciated comment of the thread
Chucke4711 t1_jc8ielb wrote
I stayed there recently. My girlfriend and I were looking for a reasonably priced hotel/motel with a hot tub in the room. After we made our reservation and got there, it was just a bathtub with 3 out of 4 non-functional "jacuzzi" jets.
The rest of the room was lower quality than the "hot tub."
I know, we got what we paid for. But still, do not recommend.
jakedmj t1_jc8lio8 wrote
Those jets are clogged from the previous "adventurous couples"
Ginger_bbw t1_jc8n0ed wrote
🤢🤮 That's why I don't ever get jacuzzi suites/rooms anymore. Lol
jakedmj t1_jc8o0fa wrote
Listen, everybody wants to fuck in the big warm bathtub that massages you. It's okay. Management just needs to stop pretending it's not happening.
enickma1221 t1_jcawzkl wrote
I used to stay at a hotel in KC that had a room with a giant hot tub in it. One night the bartender said, “Oh! You’re in THAT room!” She then proceeded to tell me all about the regular swinger conventions the hotel hosts and the unanimous popularity of that hot tub. “But don’t worry, our housekeepers always sanitize it really well!”
I still shudder when I think about it… like right now…
happy-life-1974 t1_jc7v3b4 wrote
I fucked my aunt there a long time ago lol.
DaddyToadsworth t1_jc7wwod wrote
I'm calling 911.
happy-life-1974 t1_jc7xs78 wrote
Oh no
Why_T t1_jc8ia9v wrote
/r/wincest
PettyPoet t1_jca72ng wrote
You too?
jakedmj t1_jc8mf7b wrote
I got invited to fuck a dude's wife at the rail Haven once.
exhibitthis69 t1_jc9w8md wrote
How’d that go?
Jwh956 t1_jc82non wrote
It was the 80's and we listened to "Shakedown Street."
aux_arcs-en-ciel t1_jc87kru wrote
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart
Dry-Calligrapher5271 t1_jc8dmk4 wrote
To appreciate the craftsmanship of Springfield, you must arrive in Springfield from somewhere else to notice the contrast.
Born2fayl t1_jc96yy9 wrote
Weirdly, no. No one’s ever had sex at that hotel.
Individual-Crow5080 t1_jc8ysb5 wrote
Does being fucked over in a drug deal count?
exhibitthis69 t1_jc9wbsc wrote
Did you get to soil yourself? Oh, what a night
Individual-Crow5080 t1_jcbfp9l wrote
Not that time. More crying than pooping
Willing-Sprinkles-17 t1_jc7ulpa wrote
Has anyone not?
professionally_bad t1_jc81ybl wrote
Is on my sgf mo bucket list
sulivan1977 t1_jc8p9xo wrote
papa_vein t1_jc8w9r4 wrote
In the hot tub of the Marilyn Monroe room.
vigilanteok t1_jc9z1ft wrote
I thought it was a retail store for blow
LadySleepyBuns t1_jc7wzvv wrote
Well guess I'll have to book a room for the weekend.
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New_Mathematician670 t1_jca8g66 wrote
Guilty 😊
sourdoughbreadlover t1_jc7hz18 wrote
Your mom.