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Punnchy OP t1_iya8qsy wrote

This could probably use an update.

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dwimber t1_iyal77a wrote

"Normies sprinkled with a bit of meth," represent!

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SkyhawkNovemberPapa t1_iyaqwa9 wrote

I’m happy I live in the really nice place where no murders happen here

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Evening-Maize-6779 t1_iyanmp5 wrote

damn im in hood shit 😭😭😭

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CaptainCimmeria t1_iycmknd wrote

Do yourself a favor and don't look at the heat map of violent crimes in Springfield

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Evening-Maize-6779 t1_iydlfy5 wrote

oh god i did (if you tell me not to look at something i’m obv going to) and i’m right between grant beach and west central 😭 there are reasons i don’t leave my apartment alone or past sunset

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mutantxproud t1_iyaw6hk wrote

'Keep your schools in your town" has me howling, as an employee.

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KrazolS t1_iyacapl wrote

r/trashy

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jackie_wiggiwoo t1_iyasg84 wrote

Multi-Billionaires house? I live by there and don’t think I’ve seen it.

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antares127 t1_iyb89hk wrote

It’s Johnny Morris’ house. Extremely long private driveway and hidden back in the woods so I doubt you could see it from the road

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Gingersnap5322 t1_iybg3t9 wrote

It’s the one with all the glass right? You go down that road off sunshine and cross the railroad tracks?

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VaderTower t1_iye842y wrote

Unless you're on google maps, or similar. You've never seen it. It's very far from any road that's not a driveway.

Also the driveway is off division, house is on Pearson Creek.

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MartonianJ t1_iybakgz wrote

I hadn’t seen this before. Pretty great

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darrellbear t1_iyb3qpe wrote

"Where your darkest dreams end, Willard begins"--old movie.

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dreadpirateryan13 t1_iyb5abz wrote

But if you don't like it here, you could leave?

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latemadly t1_iycr21y wrote

Everyplace you go, a similar map is made. Nice to have a map for home sweet home 😆

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AaronSachses t1_iye8r17 wrote

I made the map, I love Springfield.

Satire is a good thing, half truth half joke.

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