Submitted by var23 t3_zeaoia in springfieldMO
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Cloud_Disconnected t1_iz5px1q wrote
"Remember to burn your trash in your BBQ grill on Tuesdays and Thursdays only."
"Try to keep the number of gutted vehicles on blocks in your front yard at four or fewer--more than that is considered unsightly."
"If your neighbor experiences the loss of a loved one, why not bring them over a freshly-cooked batch of meth? They will appreciate it!"
robzilla71173 t1_iz6mkoy wrote
Step 1: don't let raccoons live in your crawlspace or attic.
Step 3: profits!
VaderTower t1_iz8ea8k wrote
Step 2.1 capture racoons.
Step 2.2 release racoons into neighbors attic.
Step 2.3 start racoon trapping service
Step 2.4 repeat.
robzilla71173 t1_iz8k9sj wrote
Then he's gonna do a duet with a holographic Tupac.
Globalksp t1_iz9i4wm wrote
toxcrusadr t1_izbr2d7 wrote
Being an active and engaged neighboring can help people, organizations, and communities to expand the participation while respecting differences and embracing the diversity that makes communities vibrant places to live, work, and play.
How are you today, engaged neighbor? I am an active engaged neighbor who is definitely human. I wish to expand the participation.
Globalksp t1_iz5fn7y wrote
Oooh, I hear a holographic Mr Rogers will be giving lectures.