A man comes out of the courthouse and stands on the courthouse steps with tablet in hand like they did in Rome and bellows the following

"Official Missouri Edict forthcoming!

The decree is as follows:

In honor of our GLORIOUS representative, Roy Dean Blunt, and in respect to his most storied and dedicated service to our great state let it be known that all male children born within the province in the year 2023 shall be named "Roy!"