Submitted by the_honeyman t3_104l5e5 in springfieldMO
Somebody in the Alli's crowd definitely has a trident.
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sourdoughbreadlover t1_j35qn86 wrote
Waffle House has shanks and meth. Springfield restaurant somehow has an Uzi. IHOP brings knives.
You_Ate_The_Bones t1_j35umhy wrote
The boyz of Bread Co gonna bring rolled up newspapers tucked under their arms.
Stuke9 t1_j368lrq wrote
PalPubPull t1_j36kh22 wrote
Cedars chucking high blood pressure pill containers from their rascal scooters
sametimenplace t1_j36ujdi wrote
baileys is just chilling in the corner knitting a sweater while listening to Bon Iver
Justneedalilhelp69 t1_j37540l wrote
Alli’s is bringing the boys that live in the camper in the back parking lot.
_ism_ t1_j379cee wrote
van gogh's eeterie equally chill, smoking a joint while taking notes on local behavior for my thesis
mangogetter t1_j37axn1 wrote
Antons crowd brings sadness and nothing left to lose.
antiquated_human t1_j37mewj wrote
CrackerBarrel brings butter and molotov cocktails made from half price Christmas snowglobes
the_honeyman OP t1_j37mowv wrote
Brings up an interesting question...does their native environment give them the advantage or do all the random opiods mixed with meth give them disadvantage?
the_honeyman OP t1_j37ms9y wrote
This might be my favorite so far.
[deleted] t1_j38at0p wrote
George’s brings many, many concealed firearms.
armenia4ever t1_j391rsq wrote
First Watch brings fine scotch whiskey glasses as a weapon. Galleys brings loud noises. I think we all know who would bring the hand grenade....
I believe Diversity was an old wooden ship...
Tuttle_Scuttle t1_j392k9x wrote
Waffle House crew shows up, There is a guy ready to beat you with a stolen catalytic converter, While his buddy has a sword that he somehow made out of crystal meth. The rest his guys are trying to steal your car outside…
ninepepper t1_j39kfc6 wrote
Cedars brings their saw-off shot guns and cousin-wives.
undecidedquoter t1_j3a45vo wrote
OG Anton’s crew
cannon_boi t1_j3aehwe wrote
cannon_boi t1_j3aejcc wrote
God I fucking miss Anton’s.
electricsloth66 t1_j3aommm wrote
Hey, now.
They're also packing chicken fried steaks.
GundleFly t1_j3b179s wrote
The Aviary brings 20 child laborers (because they love free labor!), 2 ounces of some quiche, and a handful of paper straws.
ChaoticRainbow73 t1_j3c80sw wrote
Casper’s brings Marcie, the only weapon they need. If you know, you know. ☺️
Wolf_of_Westmarch t1_j3u2lum wrote
Aunt Martha's rises from the grave with enough pancakes to engulf everyone.
Dull_Fisherman613 t1_j5ndnb7 wrote
Dude the fucking cinnamon rolls wtf, why? Why? I don't give a shit if the waitress had hairy nipples and a mustache, or the fact that they both had almost constant and continual contact from kitchen to plat to expo to table - I like to think the post menopausal breastmilk leakage and sagging, unavoidable "feted" tit sweat added that extra somethingsomething to the whole thing.
Like waking up to your dad yelling "take the trash out" while he walks by your room,stopping to - "shake off the ball water" (imagine machine gun airguitar strumming your teste's after a fresh shower...you get the damaging mental imagery?
Good...good.)
Memories...amiright?
Dull_Fisherman613 t1_j5ndpsd wrote
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Need some "things"?
Dull_Fisherman613 t1_j5ndt4d wrote
My Great Uncle Casper was "Casper".
Dull_Fisherman613 t1_j5nduqq wrote
That was originally "Caspers". Random facts.
Dull_Fisherman613 t1_j5ndzbr wrote
The aviary used free child labor from a french class to write the menus.
They were on a field trip.
They also charged.
Scabs keep the lights on.
You know who you are., for shame.
_ism_ t1_j5oj92s wrote
We all need some things. Care to elaborate?
SexPanther_Bot t1_j35mt5y wrote
It is anchorman, not anchorlady!
That is a scientific fact!