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cdtoad t1_j9kdigv wrote

They are correct. The dog is stalking you... It's a dog

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pjeff61 t1_j9kixyc wrote

I have a couple dogs 1 and 2 years old. If I stand around my place looking confused, dogs will do the same. Need to poop? Dogs need to be there as witnesses. Sitting on couch? Dogs need to be on either side of you. In kitchen? Dogs watch from edge. Have to leave? Dogs stare sadly out of window knowing full well they would ride or die with you lol

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MrVandalous t1_j9l3cjv wrote

I have a dog that always falls asleep with me on the bed then ends up on the floor by the time I wake up. Every time. Then my other one always sleeps in the room on the dog bed we originally bought for the other dog ... lol. Then the other dog bed lies empty. I have contemplated removing it but I'm afraid of what may happen if I do

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BukkabangSanchez t1_j9melvd wrote

Got a 2 year old staff - sometimes, depending on what he gets to eat during the day, he has to go for a poop around midnight, so I get up, go downstairs and let him out into the garden where he will do his business, while I watch, so I can defuse the landmine in the morning. What he always does after this, is run(!) inside, sprint up the stairs and jump back into bed, so he can continue sleeping. Today I decided I might go for a midnight sandwich after I saw him going for the stairs. I was happy preparing the snack, turned around and guess who was staring at me, BukkabangSanchez, the Betrayer? I even feel guilty now!

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chrisgin t1_j9nf5tc wrote

> Today I decided I might go for a midnight sandwich after I saw him going for the stairs. I was happy preparing the snack, turned around and guess who was staring at me, BukkabangSanchez, the Betrayer?

Haha, busted. Did you share?

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BukkabangSanchez t1_j9nxebk wrote

Yes, which will probably lead to more kitchen encounters with him in the future... But he gave me the look, so I had to.

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ryansc0tt t1_j9kppgu wrote

Lol. Although I guess more specifically one could say the author's partner is "stalking" them via the dog. Exhibit A of how AirTags are not intended to be used.

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RoboNyaa t1_j9lwo3b wrote

Only flaw with that logic is the author is fully aware the dog is being tracked, thus it cannot be violating their privacy.

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lobster-overrun t1_j9kyifs wrote

They do that. It means they want food and/or pets. If you’re particularly lucky, it means they want belly rubs.

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peakzorro t1_j9lct4z wrote

Technically correct, the best type of correct.

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Gisschace t1_j9lmyc3 wrote

I have mine on my cat - she is definitely stalking me. Even if she’s hiding somewhere she’s still well aware of where I am

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