Submitted by homothebrave t3_127qnc5 in technology
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Levainathan t1_jefdz1o wrote
Pun intended?
TheinimitaableG t1_jefe7x6 wrote
The police acting as if they are above the law? Say it ain't so Joe.
Ground2ChairMissile t1_jefgp1g wrote
"Following the law? Buddy, we're law enforcement, we don't do that here."
jh937hfiu3hrhv9 t1_jefgrov wrote
I am not an historian but I don't think the constitution includes cop shops as the fourth branch of government.
memberjan6 t1_jefia80 wrote
And what does the DOJ do with people doing unlawful behavior these days? Test for who it is first? Kick the can down the road when it's the better sort of people doing unlawful behavior?
medievalmachine t1_jefj0fh wrote
Sovereign state of Staten Island?
lodger238 t1_jefn7vg wrote
Upvote for "an" historian.
Youvebeeneloned t1_jefqmbb wrote
Nothing new... NYPD is probably one of the WORST for following the law. They literally were running a illegal surveillance shop in NJ spying on Muslims after 9/11 which produced ZERO leads, and cost millions in both running the unit, and the settlements that followed when NJ state, NJ cities, Muslim groups, and others sued them.
Lootcifer- t1_jefqrfz wrote
“Bro we enforce the law, not follow it” -Sergeant Pig
Boo_Guy t1_jefqs0z wrote
So what's the penalty for not complying? Is there any? If so is anyone going to enforce it? Will they charge anybody?
I'm going to guess that there's no penalty and/or no enforcement so it's actually just a suggestion, not an actual law.
JubalHarshaw23 t1_jefs2ac wrote
Police that don't take orders from their legal civilian bosses. Just waiting for the MAGA Messiah to regain power.
Gojogab t1_jefunv7 wrote
NYPD needs a complete overhaul.
rumhee t1_jefwhgm wrote
The NYPD is a criminal gang.
9-11GaveMe5G t1_jefxdp8 wrote
More like alt right
JD_5643 t1_jefxkb9 wrote
Shocker the largest gang in NY is refusing to follow the law.
fall3nmartyr t1_jefzxl6 wrote
Can we shoot/beat them while continuously demanding that they comply?
Eta: this is a total joke, please don’t Amadou Diallo me
nbfs-chili t1_jeg187l wrote
I would think if they tried to use evidence obtained this way, it would be thrown out.
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bugbeared69 t1_jeg4h9y wrote
Remember the law only implies to the poor, those with enough wealth or power tell you how to live, you don't tell them.
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Mnemon-TORreport t1_jeg5d2p wrote
TL;DR version is the law required the NYPD to "disclose information about its current and future surveillance technologies and how it wants to use them."
The NYPD responded by filing reports that were "general and not detailed, leaving the [Office of the Inspector General for the NYPD] unable to conduct an audit and assess whether NYPD’s use of surveillance devices complies with its IUPs and report any suspected violations."
throwawaytrash6990 t1_jeg7q4l wrote
I swear to God every time I go into a thread to make a pun someone’s already done it. I’m starting to get angry. Do I need to become a father to make dad jokes faster or something?
DylanLars t1_jegajb0 wrote
Listen once you let them be the judge jury and executioner without trials why in hell would they bother listening to any other laws?
If extrajudicial killings are given the thumbs up tech laws most certainly can get fucked too.
Loki-L t1_jegbuvq wrote
Arrest them all....
Oh wait, I see the problem with that.
jooce81 t1_jegder8 wrote
Go after their pensions. THAT will get their attention
Swarrlly t1_jegdhb3 wrote
Hmm. I wonder if there is a term for someone who knowingly violates the law??
Jakeinspace t1_jegdyvz wrote
Sort by new.
shavobugstrangiato t1_jegea4n wrote
Surprise the police not accountable, only in a perfect world could police held to the same standard as civilians. But they just falsely imprison and kill innocents no wonder parents tell their kids to behave or the police will take them they’re the living boogeymen.
BandsOfCyttorak t1_jegeosh wrote
Because he used an correctly lol?
throwawaytrash6990 t1_jegetcj wrote
I do that I’m just stupid it takes me a minute :-(
aussiegreenie t1_jegf69a wrote
The NYPD breaking laws...who wud of thunk it
Objective_Internet1 t1_jegflc8 wrote
Go after their pensions.
oasis9dev t1_jegfrax wrote
you do realise it's not incorrect to use "a historian" if you pronounce the h, like pretty much everyone in my country does? it sounds weird if you force an on a consonant and also if you force a on a vowel. it depends how you pronounce the word.
see also: sauce. turns out americans tend not to understand where "give me the sauce" comes from. it comes from the fact that many people pronounce "sauce" as "source". there's no difference between the two. seeing memes about how sauce and horse can't rhyme makes no sense to me or anyone around me. nobody here says "soss", bc then you can't say "what's the sauce?"
oasis9dev t1_jegfvq6 wrote
ay istorian
an hihstorian
Delmarvablacksmith t1_jegijkl wrote
Cops who don’t follow the law?
Whaaaaat?
Crazy.
How could that ever exist?
futurespacecadet t1_jegjwl0 wrote
who polices the police? honestly though, it seems more and more like they are a rogue outfit.
Telid t1_jegld6m wrote
It would be, but parallel construction remains legal. Aka. they can use facts obtained illegally to go find evidence they can justify by saying they could of found it in the first place, and then hide the fact they got the original evidence. If the court or the defense only know about the 2nd facts and not the first, they cannot challenge it.
cosmernaut420 t1_jeglj70 wrote
>NYPD refuses to follow the law
Now why isn't that surprising.
Furthur_slimeking t1_jegmakw wrote
In RP English it used to be viewed as "correct" to say "an historian", even though the "h" was always sounded. It's not the case anymore, but you'd hear newsreaders using that style up until late 90s/early 2000s.
gif_smuggler t1_jego6ca wrote
The old “ I’ll punch you and keep saying “stop resisting” even though you’re not resisting.
AvailableName9999 t1_jegoceg wrote
Dude it's not called law compliance. Just law enforcement
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Levainathan t1_jegq6ob wrote
You need either a “father” achevement or “had a father” achievement and only then youll passively have a 70% of making dad jokes everyday
ImmatureDev t1_jegq97l wrote
Who’s going to do that? Joe Biden?
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Flimsy_Judgment1045 t1_jegsnfl wrote
All-PD, there I fixed it for you.
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eveningsand t1_jegt0cz wrote
Anyone have a better link? All I saw (on mobile) was a never ending wall of advertisments.
Syrdon t1_jegta95 wrote
From your other comments, it sounds like you may have two issues that need handled separately.
First, it sounds like you feel like it takes you a while to come up with good puns (or at least applicable ones). You can speed that up by training your brain to think of them, which really just means practicing coming up with them. I recommend starting by just trying to slip them in to regular conversation as often as you can. You don’t necessarily need to actually use them, so long as you go through the process of thinking “how can i sneak a pun in to that sentence” fairly frequently - but you should, because the point is to enjoy the suffering of people who didn’t get to the pun first.
Second, you need to get to the reddit thread early. That’s best accomplished by sorting by new and then living on reddit. You should not do this. You should accept that there is someone more addicted to reddit and let them have the dubious honor of being first. Instead of beating them, let them win, read their comment, and take your time to think of what other puns they could have gone with.
Then you should respond to their comment with the better pun they didn’t take the time to think of. After all, the fun really is in the punishment of others.
KursedBeyond t1_jegtpca wrote
So what happens to an employee who refuses to follow the law at work while performing their job duties…say in banking, accounting, finance…etc?
Why are these “employees” of NYC and the State of NY any different?
And people wonder why many are skeptical about our justice system .
throwawaytrash6990 t1_jegtq4d wrote
As stated before I’m just a little stupid. Increasing speed isn’t an options. I also can’t live on Reddit.
I guess I got just go have some kids I’m not gonna take care of and become a father brb. This reason is honestly better than most peoples for having kids. I just wanna make people laugh.
SirFost t1_jegusjn wrote
Would any republican president do that? Even if they had the power to do so? No. They wouldn’t.
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Deep-Tank4440 t1_jegx1nd wrote
DEFUND THE POLICE!
Syrdon t1_jegxfcs wrote
Trust me, this isn’t about being smart or stupid. Dad jokes are just like any other skill - it’s entirely about practice. Dads just have the advantage of having frequent targets for their puns.
babyguyman t1_jegxy02 wrote
DOJ / feds have no role here.
MugenEXE t1_jegxy0r wrote
Only way to know is to do it.
Narf234 t1_jegynns wrote
“Rules for thee but not for me.”
- the NYPD probably
DelightfulAbsurdity t1_jegytxd wrote
Absentee fathers don’t make good dad jokes.
Nobody is around to hear them.
2723brad2723 t1_jegzkt1 wrote
Police officer. The term you're looking for is police officer
Silent_but-deadly t1_jeh19rc wrote
Nice to have a cop as the mayor now. Gives me confidence this will totally be solved in the right way. :/
mektingbing t1_jeh291z wrote
Yeah. Fuck em.
throwawaytrash6990 t1_jeh3kgv wrote
Only one way to see if you’re right. Two if you happen to know where my dads at nowadays.
No-One-2177 t1_jeh4116 wrote
I respect your in-depth analysis and coaching for them on the subject. Dad jokes are a key ingredient in the complex ecosystem of reddit threads.
Admins_R_Cunts99 t1_jeh4myp wrote
Republicans always say they want to cut entitlements, can we start there?
spiritbx t1_jeh5m40 wrote
They are never going to cut anything that could in any way affect them though...
DonFrio t1_jefbmw0 wrote
Police think laws don’t apply to them. Far too often they’re right