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DBDude t1_iu936np wrote

So Tesla asks Radio Flyer to import some mini ATVs with this design. They do, and they screw up the paperwork.


SpotifyIsBroken t1_iua8kje wrote

Everything Elon touches turns to shit.


zekex944resurrection t1_iuagrq0 wrote

Hence why he makes money, you just turn that shit to fertilizer and grow a new idea.


Roland_Zakalwe t1_iuatpxx wrote

lol what? Tesla hadn't sold a single car until he came on board, now they make millions and they're the most valuable car company.

He started SpaceX and now they launch more than everyone else combined. I know Elon haters are delusional but this really is something else.


Maxxorus t1_iudq6cn wrote

Dude, I get it. You want Elon Musk to cuddle you and fuck you. You want him to hold you tight.

That's why you post religiously in /r/Teslamotors, /r/SpaceX and PCM.

That's the thing about conservatives; they all have a daddy kink. Whether it's Elon musk, donald Trump or the Lord himself, conservatives need to fall in line for a daddy in one shape or another.

But here's the kicker: no matter how hard you fight for zaddy Elon musk, he's not going to fuck you buddy. He doesn't really like you.


Roland_Zakalwe t1_iudsunn wrote

Imagine being so much of a loser that you have to hunt through my post history just to find things that offend you.

NPCs like you are all the same. You're told what to think, who to hate, and you all react the same way. It's a shame you don't have the self-awareness to see it. Please don't bother replying, it's a waste of time.


Maxxorus t1_iudtn67 wrote

No but honest question, like for real for real, why do you think you spend so much energy defending Elon Musk?

Like no cap you literally do it all the time. Like literally broski.

Go see my post history; I don't spend any time talking about hating Elon Musk; but you are a devout Elon fanboy.

Why do you think that is? Is it sexual? Is it an inferiority complex? Do you like the idea of being dominated by big strong rich men?

I'm genuinely curious why you spend this much energy defending Elon Musk. It's actually interesting. This is like a case study except it's just a random dude who likes rich guys uwu


r0gue007 t1_iubboy2 wrote

The haters are out tonight!


Roland_Zakalwe t1_iubknhg wrote

Yeah, Musk says dumb shit on Twitter, Redditors get offended, so that means that he doesn't know business? Weird how random Redditors think they know more about making money than the richest person in the world.


r0gue007 t1_iubmt5u wrote

r/technology has been mostly taken over by r/antiwork and similar ilk


newsflashjackass t1_iu9ynol wrote

Elon: Watch me ignore safety regulations and sell power wheels to my fan club using branding alone. #BossBitch


happyscrappy t1_iu9ys8l wrote

Kinda weird. They imported it without checking to see if it met US regulations?


Roland_Zakalwe t1_iuattlr wrote

Is it really a recall when they were never made in the first place?


Moremedialies t1_iuaz7e9 wrote

Huh, this is not a Tesla product, it was produced and sold by Radio Flyer and somehow it’s Tesla’s fault?


IShouldBeWorking87 t1_iubgsfp wrote

It's Teslas fault because when you rebrand and sell something not sold in the country you plan to sell it in it falls to your company that regulations are still followed. It seems like the atv itself isn't particularly dangerous outside a faulty controller which was likely disclosed to Tesla and there's just no documentation on proper use and care.


Seva55 t1_iu8j71i wrote

If 2 billion people died and tesla made another 100 million, Tesla would be happy and they would make the decisions to go ahead and go forward with that decision


ningbody t1_iuae621 wrote

He'd be making 5 cents per person, no one would be happy with those profits


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l4mbch0ps t1_iu94b5x wrote

I mean, every major auto manufacturer in the world intentionally produced diesel vehicles with cheater devices to trick emissions tests. Knowingly emitting millions of tons of illegal particulate is akin to mass manslaughter imo.


Seva55 t1_iucxnv2 wrote

Are you talking about Volkswagen getting caught?


l4mbch0ps t1_iuit182 wrote

Not the only people to be found guilty, and far from the only company that had cheater devices in place.


oodelay t1_iu8ocso wrote

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Most people would kill their brother to steal a dime


AshingKushner OP t1_iu943eo wrote

“Most” is a bit hyperbolic.


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Sspawnmoreoverlords t1_iu9lmf4 wrote

C’mon y’all. This is how you wanna spend your weekend?


oodelay t1_iu9lvon wrote

I wrecked my back at 9AM raking leaves. I wish the sun would just swallow us now before I have to make lunch.


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oodelay t1_iu9m7z1 wrote

I got weed and I'm golden. Still have to do lunch.


Sspawnmoreoverlords t1_iu9n985 wrote

Bitchin. Get some little Caesar’s and you’re golden.


oodelay t1_iu9nv8r wrote

I'll Uber some falafels with a shitload of pickled turnips. Garlic sauce and hummus. Ok now I don't want a supernova.

...until dinner