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emende21 t1_iyard8e wrote

better faulty doors than.

breaking news: Tesla autopilot always strikes baby in stroller

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obviouspayphone t1_iyaxwtu wrote

Breaking News 🚨:

Faulty Tesla doors always strike babies in strollers while in Autopilot!

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be-like-water-2022 t1_iyb19xb wrote

Breaking news

Faulty Tesla autopilot not guilty because it's turn off seconds before hitting the stroller with baby.

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Bensemus t1_iyejj35 wrote

Breaking News: This is a myth spread by idiots. Tesla counts any crashes within 5 seconds, same as the government agencies.

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ScabusaurusRex t1_iybip8t wrote

Breaking news 🚨:

Faulty Tesla doors always strike Elon Musk's illegitimate babies in strollers while in Autopilot.

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Bensemus t1_iyejbhv wrote

Breaking News: Company that sells self driving software self publishes random test that shows their competitor failing. No other cars tested or even their own system. Test completely contradicts government testing in Europe and the US. Company's last test was found to be faked.

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