Apple profit (not revenue) last quarter was $20.7B

So for ~90 days they made 230 million dollars per day

So for each hour they made 9.5 million dollars per hour

So 1M euros (=1.06M$) took them 0.11 hours

... or about 7 minutes, if you round up.

At some point Apple's going to have to start buying more couches to stuff money down the back of to pay these piddling little fines, or "the cost of doing business" as it's known...