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-boozypanda t1_j8gz3gn wrote

Are they gonna show how he married his cousin?

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ithinkther41am t1_j8h3ntg wrote

NOW THAT’S A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO MARRY HIS COUSIN!

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S3simulation t1_j8hy4k6 wrote

Now THAT’s a container for holding liquid!

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Mr5h4d0w t1_j8i64t4 wrote

Now THERE’S a man who knows his meatballs.

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JQuilty t1_j8hnrxa wrote

What are you talking about, Shelbyville?

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DogmaticLaw t1_j8h20ku wrote

Maybe they will talk about how he announced his separation from his second wife to the media before announcing it to her?

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real_nice_guy t1_j8h6zt8 wrote

I thought this was just a joke comment but boy was I wrong

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BabyNapsDaddyGames t1_j8iak0c wrote

Yup, totally true! He is a cousin fucker for sure.

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GreatJobKeepitUp t1_j8ibzlq wrote

No worries, it's his second cousin 🤣

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GuiltyLawyer t1_j8ja0cm wrote

And instead of divorcing her he got a court to annul it ON THE GROUNDS THAT THEY WERE RELATED so that he wouldn't have to pay out. A true scumbag indeed.

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OneGoodRib t1_j8lyf1z wrote

Well to be totally fair, there's probably not a single person in the entire world who isn't descended from a cousin/cousin marriage, particularly one that happened within the last 220 years. The real scandal is that anyone willingly married him in the first place.

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-Clayburn t1_j8irg6f wrote

Remember that time he dressed in drag and Donald Trump motorboated him?

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cleveland_leftovers t1_j8ix6le wrote

I still need to show this to my Conservative parents.

They’ll explain it away like the ‘grab’em by the pussy’ thing, but I guarantee they’ve never seen it.

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PromiscuousMNcpl t1_j8jbtt2 wrote

My grandparents deflect with “he was a registered democrat then, of course he was depraved!”

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