This article is written about a small minority of INDIVIDUAL parent reviews, and ignores all the sensible ones, as well as the CSM review.

When I went to common sense media to check, their official rating of "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" is that it's appropriate for kids 4 and up. They give it 5 stars.

Even the consensus of the parents reviews says it's appropriate for kids 6 and over.

I've read plenty of good articles on cracked. This was not one of them.