>In the middle of this explanation, I got up from my seat and did a Kata pose, and told them "I can't do this in the middle of a fight, can I?" It was only after I struck the pose that I realize that these people didn't know what the fuck I was showing them.

If I was the interviewer, I would think that you're that dude who watched too much Steven Seagal's movies. Thanks for the laugh, dude!