Honestly, your story is hilarious and you should just laugh about yourself. Own it, tell it to other people - its not cribge, its relatable.

You have my deep respect. When someone seriously would ask me to describe myself with a movie title and then wonder about my question - it would be hard to not say that a dumb question requires dumb answers. Instead you were topping it.

This story sounds more like you made fun out of the interviewers and the whole process than embarassing yourself.