I don't usually browse this subreddit, but this shit was the FUNNIEST thing I have read in a while. Holy shit bro..... I laughed so hard.... especially during the karate part and the Bill Burr impression. Your thought process was the funniest thing of all.

To be honest though, don't worry OP. You might be embarrassed, but if I was an interviewer I simply would have laughed and remembered you as a hilarious candidate. What happened wasn't really cringe, just really absurd and funny.

They were evil for saying your logic wasn't funny though. That was uncalled for.