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AllanfromWales1 t1_ja6zic9 wrote

> Don’t get a lap dance from my boyfriend.

I'm willing to give him a try, but then I'm a 280lb male too..


PM-me-fancy-beer t1_ja702vt wrote

I'm imagining him bouncing off you and it's wholesome. A tummy bump that springs him back up to a standing position


hellopoppyskit OP t1_ja80ukv wrote

I’ll tell him he has another customer!


Wackipaki t1_jaa8wan wrote

Customer?! I thought he was giving it out for free.. now I have to reconsider my position.


hellopoppyskit OP t1_jaabi35 wrote

If you buy him a bag of jalapeño chips he’ll do it for free!