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D34th_gr1nd t1_jadklns wrote

Tell your mom that you're going to marry me instead. It's an open marriage of course, and we don't plan on meeting irl.

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emptybottleofdoom t1_jaf4h38 wrote

Cam I be best man? I promise not to show up either, and I'll forget about this pretty quick.

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yumirow t1_jadlkvz wrote

This, who wouldn't let their daughter marry D34th_gr1nd ? It s not even a question really

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