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Maatix t1_j6wgnom wrote

Reply to comment by SmokinJoe31 in TIFU by getting the same thrifted cups as someone I know by transcendentdanae

This. Buy tons of them. Use nothing but these cups.

Then ask her to stop her cups from mating - They're starting to cover the floor. "I would stop putting them there but I can't possibly be buying them, so it couldn't be me. They're your cups and only your cups."

Or, better yet, gift a set to every class. Watch her implode when EVERY class has "her cups."

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Dorians_picture t1_j6xg34i wrote

I’m prepared to donate to this GoFundMe

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Rob_Bligidy t1_j6y95ev wrote

Seriously though. If they want to act crazy, let’s drive them absolutely bonkers. I love it!

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wheatgrass_feetgrass t1_j6yyfol wrote

This is how I stay sane. Fighting someone's crazy doesn't work half the time. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. Sometimes you gotta just let someone get away with harmless crazy. But, if you're lucky, you can do more than that. You can join in. Lean in to their crazy, amplify it, back them into a crazy corner of their own creation. Best case scenario they actually have to feel the effects of their lunacy, and it causes them to reflect and repent. Worst case scenario you have a little fun.

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cookiecutie707 t1_j6z2sj7 wrote

Broke emergency service worker but I’ll chip in for 4 cups at least lol

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Dassiell t1_j6z8964 wrote

write her name on the bottom before gifting

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Silly_Silicon t1_j73lcrw wrote

This is hilarious. I’m imagining they have to have a meeting with their superior to discuss the problem of this teacher’s cups procreating at a ridiculous pace. There isn’t any room for other peoples dishes because her cups are everywhere, hundreds of them and it just keeps increasing. Her name is written on every single one, and as she has informed us already, there is no way anyone else could have brought these cups so they have to be hers. All we’re asking is that she starts giving her cups a contraceptive to prevent a further explosion in their population before these poor children are buried alive in cups.

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Sneakiest_Of_Sneaks t1_j7bfu6d wrote

Do this! Best way to prove you're not stealing cups, is to buy a ridiculous amount of cups

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