ElectroStaticSpeaker t1_jab5xe7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:58 AM

#2,089,809

Dumbass

g0thboicl1que t1_jab6nan wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:04 AM

#2,090,043

>dating is like basketball

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[deleted] OP t1_jab7cfx wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:10 AM

#2,090,242

Replying to g0thboicl1que (#2,090,043)

That’s the joke in our friend group,

winning a championship is = sleeping with a girl

Winning a game = when she agrees to go out with you

3 peat - getting a three someone or 3 girls 3 days in a row

3 pointer = 3 dates in 1 day

Championship player = whoever pulls the most

1st overall pick = the player of the friend group

And so on

PhantomTroupe-2 t1_jab7d0m wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:10 AM

#2,090,246

I didn’t read all this but have you tried turning you inner filter on?

[deleted] OP t1_jab7f4q wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:10 AM

#2,090,268

Replying to PhantomTroupe-2 (#2,090,246)

I didn’t think she could hear me

PhantomTroupe-2 t1_jab81kp wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:16 AM

#2,090,452

Replying to [deleted] (#2,090,268)

Still!

link_the_fire_skelly t1_jab9h58 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:29 AM

#2,090,898

I’m guessing you don’t understand what analogies are.

link_the_fire_skelly t1_jab9mty wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:30 AM

#2,090,951

Replying to [deleted] (#2,090,242)

I hope your girl leaves you and finds someone who sees relationships as relationships.

kalysti t1_jabagc1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:38 AM

#2,091,174

Grow up and take your relationship seriously. She does. Your disrespect for her is terrible.

GunterGearhart t1_jabags0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:38 AM

#2,091,182

Replying to ElectroStaticSpeaker (#2,089,809)

Succinctly summed up all our immediate reactions to reading this.

[deleted] OP t1_jabakj9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:39 AM

#2,091,219

Replying to link_the_fire_skelly (#2,090,951)

Relax she isn’t leaving me

link_the_fire_skelly t1_jabamrg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:39 AM

#2,091,231

Replying to [deleted] (#2,091,219)

I hope she does

Empire2k5 t1_jabcc3o wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:55 AM

#2,091,684

Are you guys 16? The way you and your "group" talk about woman is pretty fucked up and disrespectful.

SnooDoubts8781 t1_jabccgr wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:56 AM

#2,091,686

Are you 15?

[deleted] OP t1_jabcn6l wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:58 AM

#2,091,770

Replying to Empire2k5 (#2,091,684)

21

[deleted] OP t1_jabcnn9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:59 AM

#2,091,778

Replying to SnooDoubts8781 (#2,091,686)

21

Empire2k5 t1_jabcpi5 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:59 AM

#2,091,796

Replying to [deleted] (#2,091,770)

Then grow the fuck up.

SnooDoubts8781 t1_jabcrd4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:00 AM

#2,091,813

Replying to [deleted] (#2,091,778)

Jesus christ

[deleted] OP t1_jabd955 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:04 AM

#2,091,965

Replying to SnooDoubts8781 (#2,091,813)

I’m the Rizz god tho

TIFU by making a joke about sleeping with others girls around my GF

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