I hope to god you’re using “alpha status” in a self deprecating manner.

The concept of “alpha male” is absolute bunk but, it most definitely isn’t alpha to lie about your sexual history because you’re ashamed of who you are so that you can get into somebody else’s pants, all to give yourself a facial.

Absolutely none of this is alpha status or energy, in any universe, and if you’re not being ironic, you’re sound like whatever beta males dominate in their minds.

EDIT: since it looks like this was deleted, and just in case, here was the reply I made to OP’s response to me

> If you’re the type to post this online, and not realize that using “alpha male” to describe yourself is a warning sign to others about how much of a “player” you mistakenly think you are, they already know, and are probably laughing about it right now.

> What you should be doing is nutting up and learning to accept yourself. I turned 30 this past December. I’ve only had a single girlfriend, and have only ever had sex once in my life.

> The best thing you can do is stop caring that you’re a virgin, stop caring about being an “alpha male”, and stop caring about what your friends think about you nutting on your face.

> If your friends care about this to the point where they actually think less of you for this, get new friends, and remind them that every girl they kiss is another man’s but they’re savoring.

> Quit being a pathetic alpha, and just be yourself.