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glutenfreecracker t1_j8yv361 wrote

two birds with one stone. honestly at least they weren't mad...

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yvb5a wrote

I can’t say the other bird was intended at least it was a decent pic

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_LarryM_ t1_j91fz51 wrote

Your gf was gonna tell her friend all about it anyway

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glutenfreecracker t1_j8yvepw wrote

keep that confidence. it kinda sounds like you were into her friend, am I reading that right?

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yvjjy wrote

I am not into her friend lmao I just am tryna make myself feel ok about it

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glutenfreecracker t1_j8yvpg0 wrote

allright. if that's the case than I wouldn't worry too much. just continue to be cool and silly, and pretend nothing happened. if you are a good person she'll figure it out.

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yvrns wrote

Thanks man I’ll try my best

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redecided t1_j8yxq1t wrote

Hahahahahaha you win the day if this was written in a British accent!

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glutenfreecracker t1_j8z0swc wrote

Oh? How so?

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redecided t1_j8z909q wrote

Ah I guess unintentional... Birds = women and stone = his ready phallus.

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glutenfreecracker t1_j8znnye wrote

yes that's the idea, I just don't understand the British connection...

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redecided t1_j91337o wrote

British slang?

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glutenfreecracker t1_j9etbjg wrote

thought it was a common metaphor. people in America were calling chicks birds back in the 1950s or so.

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