Submitted by obviouslynotmymain18 t3_11502gz in tifu
glutenfreecracker t1_j8yv361 wrote
two birds with one stone. honestly at least they weren't mad...
obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yvb5a wrote
I can’t say the other bird was intended at least it was a decent pic
_LarryM_ t1_j91fz51 wrote
Your gf was gonna tell her friend all about it anyway
glutenfreecracker t1_j8yvepw wrote
keep that confidence. it kinda sounds like you were into her friend, am I reading that right?
obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yvjjy wrote
I am not into her friend lmao I just am tryna make myself feel ok about it
glutenfreecracker t1_j8yvpg0 wrote
allright. if that's the case than I wouldn't worry too much. just continue to be cool and silly, and pretend nothing happened. if you are a good person she'll figure it out.
obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yvrns wrote
Thanks man I’ll try my best
glutenfreecracker t1_j8yvudt wrote
in a week you'll be laughing about it I swear.
obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yw1in wrote
I kinda am but also am very embarrassed my gf finds the situation amusing
glutenfreecracker t1_j8yw5pe wrote
I'm sure she does.
SethMalcolm1 t1_j8z40wq wrote
Bro what? Are you high? Or just stupid?
WinkMartindale t1_j91hoc0 wrote
Great read. We should play poker.
glutenfreecracker t1_j9d9njv wrote
skillbased matchmaking...
glutenfreecracker t1_j9d9rqe wrote
relax, that comment was just gonna influence the advice I was going to give him.
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redecided t1_j8yxq1t wrote
Hahahahahaha you win the day if this was written in a British accent!
phunkydroid t1_j8z0ww6 wrote
I personally read it in Austin Powers' accent.
redecided t1_j8z91jl wrote
Yeaaaaah, baby!
glutenfreecracker t1_j8z0swc wrote
Oh? How so?
redecided t1_j8z909q wrote
Ah I guess unintentional... Birds = women and stone = his ready phallus.
glutenfreecracker t1_j8znnye wrote
yes that's the idea, I just don't understand the British connection...
redecided t1_j91337o wrote
British slang?
glutenfreecracker t1_j9etbjg wrote
thought it was a common metaphor. people in America were calling chicks birds back in the 1950s or so.
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