TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis

Submitted by obviouslynotmymain18 t3_11502gz in tifu

Obligatory not today was actually yesterday but I needed a day to process. So basically, my new gf and I are quite avid sexters. When we understand that we are alone in our rooms we will sometimes send a surprise nude or something of the sort. Since we live in dorms certain rooms tend to look a lot like other rooms. We had been snapchatting and I thought she was simply alone in her room studying. So me, in my infinite wisdom whips it out for a quick pic thinking in my head “she’s gonna love this”. I send the picture and then she opens it and starts to type and stops typing for a few minutes so I am confused as to what’s up. Two minutes later I get a “oooooo I wasn’t expecting that message”. She then said how she was in her friends room but nothing bad happened and to not worry. I pried a bit later and yes she opened the snap in front of her friend and they both saw a close up of my phallus. Do keep in mind that I had only met her friend earlier that week and I thought I was doing well. I have since gone into hiding from her friend. She tells me it’s fine but I didn’t want her friend to know me quite that well so early on. TLDR: sent sexy snap at wrong time two women see my penis not one

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BroccoliPrince t1_j8ywb5b wrote

Shit happens. There's dozens of photos online of people who took MySpace selfies in the bathroom with a giant shit still in the toilet, or uploaded Facebook selfies with dildos in the background. Doing embarrassing shit that haunts you for decades is part of the human experience, think yourself lucky it was a snap and you didn't put it on the internet to be immortalised for the world.

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8ywfxe wrote

That’s a good point it’s not like she has the image still other than the memory

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BroccoliPrince t1_j8ywv8o wrote

Honestly mate, if your gf says it's fine, odds are she and her friend had a little giggle about the whole thing and have moved on. An apology to the friend if you feel it's warranted might be nice, but this isn't something you need to be mortified about forever. I doubt her friend will be weird about it if you're not weird about it.

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yx1ty wrote

I don’t think I’ll apologize for the sole purpose that her friend doesn’t know that I know (they initially agreed to not tell me what happened) if somehow her friend finds out that I know I’ll absolutely say sorry and have a laugh about it I think

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BroccoliPrince t1_j8yydaa wrote

Aye sounds like a good approach to me. Having a laugh about it is the best way, might even make a friend out of it that way 😂

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s3v3red_cnc t1_j915b3z wrote

Unless she stopped typing so her friend could take a picture of it...

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cranberryshots t1_j91va1d wrote

That's so dumb why would she be okay with her bsf having a picture of her man's dingaling in her phone?

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BirdsBreadqk t1_j909g7y wrote

To cheer you up look up Carolina reaper in tifu it's funny as hell

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contyk t1_j8zq44b wrote

The turdies were the best. Thank you for the memories.

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Anon_be_thy_name t1_j918zzz wrote

I still remember the horror I had of seeing my little sisters FB post on her 18th Birthday.

She took a selfie in her bedroom and on her nightstand was a rather large and exceptionally thick Dildo.

She deleted it after I sent her a text but by then the post had been up for almost 3 hours.

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Jesta83 t1_j91d6b9 wrote

For me it was always weed... I would always catch a pipe or bong in a photo or video.

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thedanyes t1_j937dgc wrote

I mean technically Snapchat IS the Internet just as much as a website is.

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BroccoliPrince t1_j93a5jn wrote

It uses the internet to communicate but Snapchat is not "the internet" in the sense people use the word. It's an app, and one that self-destructs messages unless they're screenshotted, unlike most websites

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thedanyes t1_j93okcr wrote

Ok sure but it's pretty easy to hit the menu + volume down shortcut or whatever on an iPhone that makes a screenshot, no?

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BroccoliPrince t1_j93pthw wrote

You can't screenshot Snapchat without it telling the sender you screenshotted. That's the whole reason people use it to send nudes in the first place.

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LiquidIce55 t1_j95a87b wrote

Is that really supposed to stop people from screenshoting. Not to mention you can run a phone OS in a virtual environment and just snip the image. Alternatively the low tech solution would be to just take a picture of a phone screen with another camera.

You should assume everything you do on the internet/in an app/on networked technology will be seen by the whole world.

Also remember when you use a "free" service you are the product.

Stay safe out there, and for your own mental health do not send anything over the internet that you would not want the whole world to see.

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BroccoliPrince t1_j95c3di wrote

Sir, I did not make snapchat, I did not create this function - nor have I used snapchat in well over five years. Moreover, my nudes are free to view on reddit, if you know where to look, if I did use snapchat to send someone an image they screenshotted and posted, it's nothing the world can't already find.

The point you seem to have missed is that there is a big difference between private communication and a public post. If you share private communication publicly without the knowledge or consent of the other party, particularly if it contains sensitive information, you're what's colloquially known as an asshole. (By the way, leaking someone's nudes without consent is considered a sexual offense in many places, and is punishable by law.)

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LiquidIce55 t1_j977a5w wrote

I am asshole for trying to tell people that what they think is safe might not be. Didn't say that is something I would do just saying it is possible.

GUESS I WILL JUST GO FUCK MYSELF LIKE THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THAT I AM THEN.

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BroccoliPrince t1_j985cgg wrote

Wow if this is how you talk to people you know offline too, I'd hate to be your friend, because this is like textbook manipulation tactics. My narc mother could've written this. Initially the "you" was genuine, and not directed at you specifically, but in light of this - yeah, you may in fact be an asshole.

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blackjesus t1_j92z0go wrote

Yeah he should probably send a pic of his shit in a toilet to cancel out the dick pic

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horrifyingthought t1_j8yza95 wrote

Eh seems like a non-event tbh. Amusing, temporarily embarrassing, maybe good for bringing up at a party some time in the future, but ultimately utterly forgettable.

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yzm94 wrote

I hope that’s how it goes down or at most a silly joke some day

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Cindexxx t1_j8zsyll wrote

Depending how things go, it'll be a funny story you tell your friends at your wedding. Like when I first met my wife and she grabbed my dick lol.

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DarkRoseXoX t1_j92ku80 wrote

You will be shamed.

By your gf and her best friend that is

And they will do it with all the love and support in the world

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spider_pig123 t1_j92mlb2 wrote

Yeah for the most part. For me though having people know I have a small one would probably make me sort of separate myself from them too out of sheer shame.

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AcrobaticSource3 t1_j8zdolo wrote

Better your girlfriend’s friend saw your penis than a scammer who now wants bitcoin or else he will share the video with your Facebook and Instagram friends!

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Nick_Damane t1_j93cv9m wrote

Or your girlfriends friend showed you her penis.

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glutenfreecracker t1_j8yv361 wrote

two birds with one stone. honestly at least they weren't mad...

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yvb5a wrote

I can’t say the other bird was intended at least it was a decent pic

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_LarryM_ t1_j91fz51 wrote

Your gf was gonna tell her friend all about it anyway

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glutenfreecracker t1_j8yvepw wrote

keep that confidence. it kinda sounds like you were into her friend, am I reading that right?

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yvjjy wrote

I am not into her friend lmao I just am tryna make myself feel ok about it

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glutenfreecracker t1_j8yvpg0 wrote

allright. if that's the case than I wouldn't worry too much. just continue to be cool and silly, and pretend nothing happened. if you are a good person she'll figure it out.

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yvrns wrote

Thanks man I’ll try my best

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redecided t1_j8yxq1t wrote

Hahahahahaha you win the day if this was written in a British accent!

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glutenfreecracker t1_j8z0swc wrote

Oh? How so?

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redecided t1_j8z909q wrote

Ah I guess unintentional... Birds = women and stone = his ready phallus.

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glutenfreecracker t1_j8znnye wrote

yes that's the idea, I just don't understand the British connection...

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redecided t1_j91337o wrote

British slang?

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glutenfreecracker t1_j9etbjg wrote

thought it was a common metaphor. people in America were calling chicks birds back in the 1950s or so.

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HookDragger t1_j8zo1ck wrote

Her best friend has already seen and rated it for your new GF

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8zof7p wrote

Bruh she hasn’t she just comment about how it’s uncut

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reevelainen t1_j916nu7 wrote

Unmutilated penis is the norm all over the world. She's being a creep.

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HookDragger t1_j8zozjx wrote

Lol okay, keep believing that.

But I’d you send a dick pic to a partner, requested or not… their best friend has seen it and commented.

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pankakke_ t1_j912zij wrote

Some circles of people regardless of sex will share nudes with their friends without consent, sure, but outside of highschool/college years I think that drops down exponentially as many come to understand that’s fucked up. Im sure they talk, but sharing photos is it’s own beast, not everyone is that person.

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Rragnaar10 t1_j8zgu80 wrote

Just own it. Don't worry about what someone else thinks as long as your girlfriend is happy with it. So somebody else saw your junk, It's not like you're trying to impress her.

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FLTDI t1_j8z3l3x wrote

Your GF showed her best friend your penis. Ftfy

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8z90d2 wrote

Lmao nah it was an accident

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HookDragger t1_j8zojuc wrote

Maybe that time. But I guarantee you that her best friend… and probably her second best friend have seen pics and rated it.

I’d bet money on it.

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bumpin_uglies t1_j8zvxlj wrote

I sent a dick pic to a former lover of mine many years ago. Over the summer she lived at home with her parents. She had the pic up on her computer while she was rubbing one out. She went to shower after, came back to her room and found her mom standing there staring at the computer. At that point I said “so your mom has seen my dick?” She confirmed. I asked if her mom liked it. She laughed and said I HAVE NO IDEA, we didn’t discuss the cock on my computer monitor! I asked if she knew who the dick belonged to. She said yes. So I said great. Your mom has seen my piece, now I can never see her again or it will be awkward. Granted I live 500 miles away from her but I’ve succeeded in avoiding her mom ever since.

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Archangel1962 t1_j906dvu wrote

If you were in the habit of doing this often and your gf gets an unsolicited Snap in the middle of the day then she should’ve realised there was a 50% chance this was a NSFW content Snap. So she bears some responsibility for her friend seeing it. So don’t sweat it. It’s happened.

And I realise this is going to make me old man yells at cloud, and I also appreciate its part of modern ‘courtship’ these days, but sending explicit pictures of yourself in a relationship that in all likelihood won’t last is not necessarily the best idea. So maybe tone down the frequency of this activity.

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floatoverblow t1_j92b2bc wrote

Absolutely correct, no one cares and more importantly no one wants to live in a world that cares.

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charleswj t1_j904tki wrote

>but I didn’t want her friend to know me quite that well so early on

So there's a point where you do want her to?

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Front-Noise-158 t1_j91geq3 wrote

I misread the title and I thought you sent your girlfriend a picture of your bestfriends penis.

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Ajwuvsu t1_j92i0jp wrote

You think that's bad? I misread it as they sent their gf a pic of their gfs best friend's penis. Lol I dunno how my brain screwed that one up.

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CRZYK9 t1_j8zefv4 wrote

who opens snapchats from their significant other with their friends watching unless they KNOW its gonna be safe....

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josh35767 t1_j8zozxh wrote

Nah, if they were snapping regular pics before it’s not on her. Should have gotten some sort of warning or something.

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CRZYK9 t1_j92iv62 wrote

idk, even if I got normal pics/conversation before I'm putting my eyes on it first before showing anyone else. Snapchat too risky

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8zolhu wrote

Lmao not her fault ngl she opens snaps openly it was my mistake but it’s ok I learn

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mfiirk t1_j8z7zt1 wrote

There’s an option on iPhone at least to blur a text/image. My wife and I use this solely for sexy texts. So when we see it pop up, we know not to open it publicly.

I realize you said snap, but moving to text seems like a viable option.

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Sol-Blackguy t1_j92ysjg wrote

I work at a hospital ICU with bathrooms we share with patients that all have those little alarm buttons. I was taking a piss and the button must have shorted out or something and a pair of nurses barged in thinking I was a patient in distress and saw my junk in its full glory.

It's been a month since it happened. One nurse can finally talk to me but tries not to make eye contact and the other still turns red.

Shit happens.

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o0flabbergasted0o t1_j90j3cm wrote

Gotta love the early on* I mean, if you are planning it anyway, might as well happen a little early right?

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ElMachoGrande t1_j90serx wrote

Don't worry, that's how threesomes start (at least in pornos...).

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redwineand t1_j91mmlw wrote

You think that's bad? My gf shows pics of my D to her friends right in front of me, just to brag about it, like it's a trophy (and also to blow me out). The funny bit is when I get to notice the reactions. Some are like "oh no! Ahh!" And others are like "oh ya? Ahh!" And sipping some tea

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trance128 t1_j90ej7l wrote

I think I saw a porn with this plot?

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Ov3rbyte719 t1_j915y5r wrote

I never thought dick pics were smart for that reason . Lol

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The-Phreak t1_j91m1ao wrote

Must be past my time but regardless of how intimate my relationships have been…never felt the urge to send my dick over digital space.

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SuperRusso t1_j929ze1 wrote

If your current gf is cool with her bestie seeing your dick pic it is not something to run from, friend.

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DeathUriel t1_j932n90 wrote

Shit happens. If she says it's fine, it's.

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WhatANiceCerealBox11 t1_j8zmcf1 wrote

The amount of times female friends accidentally saw my Wang was way too high. Genuinely accidental too. It’s alright. Shit happens and you’d hope people at that age are mature enough to get over it fast. That or they like your penis. Either way it’s fine

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bill0ddi3 t1_j8zn6rh wrote

I'm sure you'll all laugh about how cold it was that day.. one day.. or not.

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rellsell t1_j8zvbf7 wrote

Your phallus, huh?

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Basic_Helicopter2045 t1_j90zpi9 wrote

Bro this could lead to a threesome hahaha you are fine. It’s not like the other girl hasn’t seen a cock before.

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nipplestapler3000 t1_j91hd5p wrote

At first I read 'tifu by showing my girlfriend my best friends penis' and was utterly confused

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Ajwuvsu t1_j91pxs5 wrote

Come out of hiding. The more of a deal you make about it, the more of a deal it'll be lol.

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MrMunky24 t1_j91qn63 wrote

The lesson here is to not send dick pics.

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elg9553 t1_j91shyl wrote

Well, a colleague sent a dick pic to his new gf with the same name as his teenage daughter... Turned out he sent the wrong one and called her up immediately, yelling "you are not allowed to touch your phone until I get back in 13 minutes"

Good thing she was obedient but I'm guessing she knew what it was when he freaked that hard

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artaaa1239 t1_j92ndoh wrote

Your gf know that you send that type of photos... So its a tifu of your gf not your tifu

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TheSecularGlass t1_j93wzsg wrote

I’m going to let you in on a secret my friend: there is a near 0 chance she and her best friend had not already discussed every significant detail of your sex life and member. All you did was help her put a face to the name.

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EvaMae234 t1_j96lzj9 wrote

My favorite part of this story is that the ending implies you intended for her friends to see your dick, just not so soon

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KyotomNZ t1_j902jba wrote

If I know anything about woman, and I don't, they probably had a good laugh and now talk about you, your parts and your performance often.

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Chorvan t1_j90mvsz wrote

Its just a cock. Stop hiding.

Just break that ice with "hey sorry i had no idea she was not alone"

The faster you air it out the faster that problem will vanish.

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sporeboyofbigness t1_j91pgae wrote

>Its just a cock.

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Chorvan t1_j95c0s9 wrote

Well yeah, if she looked over a friends phone then she needs to be ready for anything.

Its just a body part, its just a photo. If she wants to act prissy about it then perhaps do not not peep.

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bryan49 t1_j92invl wrote

Oh I think he already aired something out

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Chorvan t1_j95c5c8 wrote

He has nothing to be worried about. Her fault for peeping.

Not his for sending.

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quotekingkiller t1_j90mxom wrote

Wish to God I never took a pic of my junk. It's one thing I stressed to both my male sons, no pee pee pics.

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ImNotThisGuy t1_j90npy0 wrote

“She tells me it’s fine but I didn’t want her friend to know me that quite well so early on”

Soooo the problem lies with the time? Letting the friend see your dick is not a problem as long as is not that early? 🤠

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dkbax t1_j90x0uf wrote

On of my exes showed my nude to a friend of hers before I even met her. She knew what my dick looked like before my face.

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Lissypooh628 t1_j90z82e wrote

Honestly if you send pics like that with no warning, these things will happen. Be ok with that possibility or don’t do it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Biryanilover23 t1_j9106t3 wrote

In what universe you expected this to end well.

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Richaldo87 t1_j915045 wrote

You are now one step closer to a 3 way my friend. Don’t blow it

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FlareGER t1_j91cgk3 wrote

It's okay buddy. Every group of friends has that one individual who has revealed a bit too much. And if you didn't know who it was in your circle, now you do!

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Special__Occasions t1_j91fgns wrote

Don't send pictures online if you don't want the world to see them.

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Lonzo58 t1_j91grfo wrote

Premature TIFU as this could lead to a threesome

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Moist_Board t1_j91kc8g wrote

Propose a threesome to ease the tension

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gossamerfae t1_j91tlzt wrote

hey man you're not alone, i accidentally flashed my best friend's boyfriend with a picture of my ass when i was scrolling through my phone 😭 it was so embarrassing but we both laughed about it and moved on

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Geta-Ve t1_j91um5j wrote

If you’re willing to take a picture of your dick, you should be willing to accept the risk that anybody else might see it.

I don’t understand the need for people to delft their junk and then get shy when people find out.

Why’d you take the picture then if you’re shy about what god have you?!

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CoGhostRider t1_j920s35 wrote

Even in a relationships get permission before dropping nudes.

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j928ayi wrote

We have already done pre consent basically we agreed we don’t have to ask for permission but maybe a warning next time would be in order

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auralight93 t1_j9211dt wrote

It's only a TIFU if you have a small dick.

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Kommisar_Kyn t1_j921y1d wrote

Imagine thinking that women don't just share these things around anyway...

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MasterOfMasksNoMore t1_j925fyn wrote

A few weeks into my relationship with my now-wife, she was working nights in a dementia unit. I sent her a series of about 600 images in a dropbox folder of me stripping slowly while cleaning. I stopped before the last "bit" was fully revealed. I uploaded the pictures in batches of 10 every minute or so. A few minutes after the last image was uploaded, I received several frustrated messages that made it quite obvious that it was not only SO enjoying the show on the other end. . .

Being an introverted, socially inept geek, this was a huge ego boost.

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ohnoy2k t1_j926aaj wrote

All of my wife's friends have seen my wang. This was way back in the first months of dating. It's NBD

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Sign-Spiritual t1_j92a27d wrote

Bde is an energy not actual size. What and how you carry yourself with it is the attractive part. My dicks nothing special but the mind it’s attached to knows what to do. Don’t sweat it bud. Just don’t be a pig about it. Don’t make comments to her friend especially when it’s unwarranted. Awkward jokes to clear the air are one thing but acting arrogant will result in a net negative

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IslandLife2021 t1_j92h8wo wrote

As long as it was a good angle, you have nothing to be ashamed of.

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heyitsvonage t1_j92l160 wrote

If your gf has seen it before she has already described it to her friend in detail prior to this event lol

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Falsus t1_j92ss1u wrote

Ah so you wanted her friend to know you that well later on? ;)

Though no worries, it was a mistake and she has probably seen dicks before. Either IRL or on the internet.

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ysmff t1_j931au1 wrote

Nothing you send on snapchat is private lol. And as "avid sexters" you guys should be using telegram or asking "what's up?" If you're scared of others seeing your surprise nudes

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[deleted] t1_j939v1h wrote

If it's any consolation, your dick pic has gone viral overseas and everyone is laughing at the idiot who doesn't realize that any pic taken on a phone and sent to others via internet now lives forever on the internet.

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SammyGotStache t1_j93eejb wrote

It's on her not you. And it's no big deal either tbh. Assuming her BFF ain't a misandric not-a-nice-word-for-bad-people-but-very-descriptive-according-to-aussies; She was the one who betrayed your trust and showed a private image and message to someone else. You did you, she did gone fucked up.

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Other-Ad-2810 t1_j93ewr7 wrote

That could lead to a very memorable toast at your wedding.

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DannkHippo t1_j93hne1 wrote

I mean, hopefully you're packing a hammer. Then you shouldn't worry at all 🙃

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knstormshadow t1_j94pm1p wrote

I don't see the issue here. Next time you see her friend, tell her to stop staring at your "phallus" and that you're more than just a sexual object.

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ItsNotMe3784 t1_j968xbe wrote

Slightly different but I met my best mates new girlfriend when I was completely naked in a kitchen. Stood there, shook hands, lovely to finally meet you. The usual conversation you would have when meeting someone for the first time. I was just naked.

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Quiet_Phrase6788 t1_j96z4xv wrote

I read the title and thought, why would you have a photo of your buddy's dick and why did you send it to your gf?

...I think I'm dyslexic

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Introvertedhotmess t1_j978u5w wrote

It’s not a big deal lol I promise. I’ve seen more of my friends man’s penises than I’d like through similar experience. We chuckle, move on, and don’t think about it again lol.

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Acer018 t1_j91gszi wrote

I never heard someone that sends dick pick refer to their own dick as a phallus.

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Theredeagle7 t1_j92zqir wrote

We don't know if this is going to be a fuck up or a win

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existentialfalls t1_j9072v4 wrote

Santa has seen every cock on the planet

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RustyKjaer t1_j91dp0e wrote

Get over yourself. Your dick is not that interesting. She'll have seen plenty of them. Own it and move on - especially as the girls didn't make a big deal out of it - Why should you?

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MitchTJones t1_j90az04 wrote

You sound like college students. I met my current partner in college and we literally routinely threesome w her close friends… may be a blessing not acurse

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Throwaway-account-23 t1_j915w09 wrote

Simple solution. Don't send nudes. Ever. It's not a good idea. Never has been. The momentary squirt of adrenaline and endorphins can have horrible consequences years from now.

"Tell me, senate candidate obviouslynotmymain18, can you explain all of these penis pictures you sent to a teenage girl who says you emotionally manipulated her? Is that the behavior we should expect while you're in office?"

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j928qbz wrote

What. She’s 20 and I’m 19 lol

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Throwaway-account-23 t1_j9uvv9o wrote

All right, never mind. I see by the complete inability to think abstractly that you're definitely not rising star material. Nude away.

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j9wp5g8 wrote

Lmao wtf

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Throwaway-account-23 t1_ja4bvdz wrote

The point I was trying to make is that you will NEVER know where life will take you. Doing stuff like sending nudes to someone you may have a terrible break up with and leave with bad feelings will eventually come to haunt you. People are petty assholes and will absolutely keep blackmail material for decades, just in case.

But nude away, because if your takeaway from my comment was "bro, she's not a teenager" I don't think you're going to have the capacity to be in a position where blackmail will be a problem.

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RebulahConundrum t1_j90mbj4 wrote

I assume you or your gf has apologized to the friend? Or is having a picture of a dick thrown in front of you without consent totally cool now?

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j928yw9 wrote

Bruh it was an accident she opened a snap in front of her not the goal and ofc she said sorry

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RebulahConundrum t1_j95a1g9 wrote

Yeah we still apologize even if it's an accident my guy

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j9a5sif wrote

She apologized to her friend. I am not apologizing because her friend doesn’t know that I know that she knows but if she finds out of course I’m apologizing

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shinymetalobjekt t1_j8z2te6 wrote

Maybe her friend liked what she saw, and both her and your gf are open to a threesome. You never know.

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wolamute t1_j8yzpqb wrote

Never send nudes.

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obviouslynotmymain18 OP t1_j8yzwgj wrote

To each their own but we enjoy doing it I’ll just be more careful with the timing moving forward

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