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Successful_Ad_5340 t1_j9u8lsa wrote

Reply to comment by CreamPyre in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]

he brought up their sizes... does that make it any less bad?

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TexasMeatCrayon t1_j9u8wa4 wrote

No, he was fishing for reassurance and instead you doubled down.

If ever there was an actual fuckup, this is it.

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BusyBoredom t1_j9u9811 wrote

This is the male equivalent of being called fat.

Even if a woman bluntly asks you to comment on her weight, is it appropriate to call her fat? No it is not. Same with this, it's just too hurtful. It's "bring a grown man to tears" level of hurtful.

You need to shower this man in love and affection for the foreseeable future. Make him feel fucking beautiful, and don't say another word about your exes.

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DrBDDS t1_j9u9k9p wrote

But you can do something about being fat. Us short wanged dudes? No hope.

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BusyBoredom t1_j9u9xn0 wrote

Yep, it's honestly much worse than being called fat. I just needed an example she could empathize with.

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DrBDDS t1_j9uaa5s wrote

I'd equate it more with calling a woman flat chested. Even then, though, they can have surgery to enlarge them so... There literally is no comparison to telling a man he has a small dick.

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BusyBoredom t1_j9uagff wrote

Yeah, it's easily a relationship-ending level insult.

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DrBDDS t1_j9ual37 wrote

Yeah, I'd NEVER be able to perform with her again. I'd be obsessing with thoughts of how she's laughing at my dick, etc.

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jaytee158 t1_j9ubn80 wrote

I don't think there's a lot of empathy going round with OP

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dogenroll t1_j9ubpme wrote

Her: *makes joke about her small boobs.

Him: well, they’re only slightly below average, haha.

Her: wdym? Omg!!!! That’s true, your exes had bigger boobs!!! Do you still like me?

Him: of course I like you. I can’t fit my head in between your boobs but that just means i’m closer to your heart. Being below average is good. I enjoy you :) plus, in the past i could get a boob job, but i dont want that, i just want to be close to your heart :)

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CreamPyre t1_j9u92qy wrote

A little, but I’m sure your response didn’t make him feel any better. In general with relationships it’s good to skirt more carefully around peoples insecurities. Hopefully you guys are good

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savage-dragon t1_j9ub4j8 wrote

Tbh... if he brought up their sizes I think he should be ready to accept the consequences as he can't be the guy with the biggest cock in the world. For all the guys out there, if you pack a small cock, just own it and roll with it. It's the cards life has decided to deal you with. Play your damn game at that damn difficulty. Being mopey about it won't improve it anyhow and it won't suddenly make you the next Brad Pitt in the eyes of the womankind. It's a cock, it's small, medium, below average, so what?

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