What!? You killed that poor man and then piss on his grave.

I have been on his shoes before, at least on one shoe, I above average but I have been with women who their exes had “monsters” under their pants. At first I was kind of stressed for a while, but a lot of sex, good sex, were I could see that we both were enjoying it and having a lot of fun calmed my mind. Because, maybe I don’t have the biggest tool in the world but at least I know how to use it, right? Right?