Her: *makes joke about her small boobs.

Him: well, they’re only slightly below average, haha.

Her: wdym? Omg!!!! That’s true, your exes had bigger boobs!!! Do you still like me?

Him: of course I like you. I can’t fit my head in between your boobs but that just means i’m closer to your heart. Being below average is good. I enjoy you :) plus, in the past i could get a boob job, but i dont want that, i just want to be close to your heart :)