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mlhigg1973 t1_ja7l1ub wrote

She supposedly forgot about it, yet happened to have the remote? And randomly started vibrating in a meeting? This story is fiction

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PlusUltraK t1_ja7so7y wrote

Yeah, I stick things up my ass for fun, and am fine falling asleep with said toy in my ass and waking up an hour or 2 later and using it again. Your butt does not self lubricate and nothing you use as a lubricant will still be there later.

Point being, your body will make you painfully aware that you have a dry item with a flared bottom in Your rectal cavity.

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Chanook17 t1_ja8o95h wrote

Yup. "I heard a strange buzzing sound coming from one of the stalls. I quickly realized that I had accidentally dropped the remote control into the toilet."

What? Now the remote vibrates too? LOL

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AndrewwwG t1_ja84dai wrote

many stories around here seem like fiction

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ToranDiablo t1_ja95c72 wrote

Whole subreddit is fiction, has been for a while.

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