Submitted by scotttt-6969 t3_11db9m7 in tifu
mlhigg1973 t1_ja7l1ub wrote
She supposedly forgot about it, yet happened to have the remote? And randomly started vibrating in a meeting? This story is fiction
doogieshnauser t1_ja7p51v wrote
dear penthouse…..
PlusUltraK t1_ja7so7y wrote
Yeah, I stick things up my ass for fun, and am fine falling asleep with said toy in my ass and waking up an hour or 2 later and using it again. Your butt does not self lubricate and nothing you use as a lubricant will still be there later.
Point being, your body will make you painfully aware that you have a dry item with a flared bottom in Your rectal cavity.
Chanook17 t1_ja8o95h wrote
Yup. "I heard a strange buzzing sound coming from one of the stalls. I quickly realized that I had accidentally dropped the remote control into the toilet."
What? Now the remote vibrates too? LOL
AndrewwwG t1_ja84dai wrote
many stories around here seem like fiction
ToranDiablo t1_ja95c72 wrote
Whole subreddit is fiction, has been for a while.
[deleted] t1_ja7t4ex wrote
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