For some background story, last week, I was bitten by a house dog. After tending the wound with the doctor, I was prescribed with antibiotics and naproxen, which I still use to this day. The latter, however, is harsh on the stomach, as it causes intestinal irritation, culminating in frequent visits to the throne.

On to the main story:

Yesterday, my sister and my mother paid me a visit to spend the day together and to help me with tending my recent wound. After binge-watching the final episodes of The Walking Dead, we decided that we should eat some chicken salad. While the dinner was on preparation by my mother, my sister and I began teasing on each other, as we would often do since we were children.

In this case, I have the habit of retorting by farting from a distance. Along comes my sister's face of disgust after that. This time, however, after getting teased enough from my sister, I tried to fart as a response once more. But it backfired, as I heard that certain sound. At the same time, my mother came with the dinner ready, shocked at the scene, to say the least.

As soon as my sister began to laugh at me, I quickly rushed to the toilet only to find out I really had an accident. I had forgotten at the time I took my treatment meds, which made me cause this mess. I'll spare you any further details, but after coming out of the toilet, my sister and my mother were both laughing their buttocks off.

For the rest of the day, I was like, "somebody kill me!", and couldn't look at my sister and my mother in the face.

TL;DR: I attempted to retort to my sister's teasing by farting and it literally backfired on me.

Edited to delete unnecessary, oversighted stuff.