Yikes

Dude, seriously? When I lived with my family I was quiet as a horny librarian

Guess what. Everyone masturbates. It's not a big deal. Move on.

Thanks this makes me feel better

I mean yeah but not everyone wants to hear a family member masterbate while calling someone master. If they were actually having sex in there it would be just as lame to make ur family have to hear. Everyone shits too but it doesn't mean I want my family's shit anywhere near me.

You're a 40 year old man, aren't you?

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I'm glad that comment made you feel better , it's much better then turning to the bottle

LOL it happens and the hard cringe feeling will pass.

Don't make it worse by allowing them to know that you know what they know. If that ship has sailed, quietly plan to move out. JK. But do go with the heavy drinking. Just don't drive.

Yes, my master.

Ooof. Don’t wish that on anyone. I’d move out asap

Shhhh

Go with it. Assert your dominance.

You pretty much have to move out, dude, tonight in the middle of the night.

Beyond tired of these fanfics on this sub

I did something similar to this this as a young teenager. My family and I were camping in a trailer, and I had recently been introduced to the awe and mystery of the masturbatory act.

So I was down there, going to town on myself, and my dad, from the other end of the trailer, yells “what the hell are you doing down there?” And I said “NOOOOTHIIIIIIING!”

The event continued. More slowly. More gently. 30 seconds later, “WILL YOU STOP IT?!?!?”

I paused.

I resumed. More gently. More yelling ensued.

No amount of slowness or gentleness mattered the trailer was like the web of a spider. The merest breath would trigger the monster.

I think at that point I decided to sleep outside. The beast within would not be denied.

I just make more noise so my family knows to leave me alone 🤠

You could try faking restless leg syndrome when in company with the family so that they might assume that’s what all the shaking is when you’re choking the chicken