Soooooooo, both these things have happened to me, my girl suffers from motion sickness and long drives are rough. I saw it coming before she did and handed her a bag she proceeded to look at me and then her eyes went saucer plate big and it went EVERYWHERE. She projectile vomits past my face against the driver side window, fills the little cup where the door handle is, splashes across my lap and fills the center console cup holder then opens her door and proceeds to continue filling things that hold liquid on her side of the car. It was a very bad no good rotten day. She did pay to have my car detailed though and I did care far more about how she was feeling then about my car.

I have an oral fixation, I'm a large guy down there and my girl is not a large girl. She can't take it but knows I love getting it (big surprise right?). She often pushes herself but can't get more then half of it in her mouth I dream of the day she gets it all the way down there but logically I know it will never happen. She often gags herself and has on more then one occasion vomited into her mouth while trying to force herself (which ends things, she tends to want to keep trying but I care more for her comfort then she does).

The important thing to take away is that you have a keeper. He cares more about you then anything else and none of the rest matters. I'm happy to know you got yours :) <3 for you guys!