Submitted by RespectAcrobatic7163 t3_1161ssw in tifu

My boyfriend and I have been together for 2 years. We where drinking together. I didn’t get too drunk to the point where I felt like I needed to throw up but I got buzzed and was feeling kind of frisky if you know what I mean.

So we were having a good time drinking together and decided to go to sleep. We slept on a foldable thin mattress because his bed was too small and we hated sharing a small bed. But I ended going down on him. When girls are drunk we feel so sexy and wanna do the most. Well I ended thinking I can get it deep. He ended up pushed my head down and I came back up from it and threw up all over him. At this point I’m not sure if I threw up on his thing or on his stomach. But I did throw up.

I ended up blacking out at this point because the alcohol finally hit me and I only remember crying and him helping me cleaning up the bed sheets to put new ones on. But one thing good about it all I guess is that he asked me if I was okay and was more worried about me. He didn’t act like he was disgusted he just assured me that it was okay.

But I’m so embarrassed… has anyone else done this before? Or heard of anyone doing it?

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jeffersonwashington3 t1_j94lbm4 wrote

It's happened a billion times over, just laugh about it. Shoot, just make a joke about his dick being so big it made you vomit, if you're worried about it.

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royalblunts t1_j94mhke wrote

Gonna be needing that banana for comparison with this one.

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eatfortunecookie t1_j954xmi wrote

Hahahah yes happened w me and my fiancé and at the time we had only been together like 4 months, so I was mortified. Now we are going on 4 years and laugh abt it all the time. It’s no biggie trust me it happens more than you’d think and for the most part guys really don’t care . Trust me he will still want head and still want to have sex. You have nothing to worry about.

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Cindexxx t1_j95dmra wrote

It happens. Just means you were giving it your all :)

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Fun-Pea-880 t1_j96l8zd wrote

Wonder what the OP will post when her boyfriend wipes the vomit from his dick and asks her to keep sucking it.

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Whane17 t1_j9acw19 wrote

Soooooooo, both these things have happened to me, my girl suffers from motion sickness and long drives are rough. I saw it coming before she did and handed her a bag she proceeded to look at me and then her eyes went saucer plate big and it went EVERYWHERE. She projectile vomits past my face against the driver side window, fills the little cup where the door handle is, splashes across my lap and fills the center console cup holder then opens her door and proceeds to continue filling things that hold liquid on her side of the car. It was a very bad no good rotten day. She did pay to have my car detailed though and I did care far more about how she was feeling then about my car.

I have an oral fixation, I'm a large guy down there and my girl is not a large girl. She can't take it but knows I love getting it (big surprise right?). She often pushes herself but can't get more then half of it in her mouth I dream of the day she gets it all the way down there but logically I know it will never happen. She often gags herself and has on more then one occasion vomited into her mouth while trying to force herself (which ends things, she tends to want to keep trying but I care more for her comfort then she does).

The important thing to take away is that you have a keeper. He cares more about you then anything else and none of the rest matters. I'm happy to know you got yours :) <3 for you guys!

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