Submitted by VolubleWanderer t3_10uyrir in tifu
My wife and I have no kids so doors in the house are largely a suggestion. Usually our dog is laying on the couch or the spare bedroom. However when we have sex she usually jumps on the corner of our king bed and watches the door. We have always thought she does this to protect us but today “the call was coming from inside the house” so to speak.
I’ll spare most the details but the wife and I wanted to get some very light kink involved so we got a thin red rope that I use to tie her hands sometimes. Today I got the idea to use it as an impromptu whip. This is the origin of the fuck up.
With each hit my wife made this cute little into it noise that I love, a hiss of pain with an echo of pleasure. The dog was in the hallway and upon hearing the strange new noise poked her head in to see what was the matter. I didn’t notice and kept on my business but then as we are about to get into the main event of it all she jumps on the bed to put herself between my wife and I. She never interrupts us but this time she wouldn’t let me get close to my wife and I’m trying to figure out what the heck is going on. Eventually after trying a couple different angles I put the rope down and the dog goes back to just sitting next to my wife and eyeing the rope. So I put the rope back in the closet and bam normal dog and a not very turned on wife.
TLDR: Poor dog thought I was hurting mom and doesn’t understand my wife and I consented.