Submitted by GrannyGoAway t3_10v7zzy in tifu
Throwaway.
Last night I (28m) managed to convince an attractive girl (25) to come home with me. It was the end result of a successful first date. Well, successful-ish. As soon as the two of us were naked in bed, she froze and asked if I lost a loved one recently. That question caught me off guard because my face was buried between her legs at the time. I didn't answer at first, but she asked again. The second time she literally made me stop eating her out so I could respond. For the record, she did mention that she had a sixth sense when we were getting to know each other, but we never discussed it in detail.
To answer her question, I said my grandma passed away not so long ago. My date nodded her head and said she sensed my grandma's presence. I said I didn't believe in ghosts and continued eating her out. My date said my grandma had a message for me. At that moment, I was doing everything I could in the pussy eating department to distract my date from talking about my dead grandmother, but sadly, my oral sex game did nothing to prevent her from telling me that grandma wanted me to forgive my brother. I stopped what I was doing and asked my date what she meant. A few years ago, my brother hooked up with my gf (now ex). I hated him afterwards and our relationship basically became nonexistent. I never shared that information with anyone, let alone with a girl I just met, but somehow she knew.
When I asked my date how she knew that, she said my grandma. She knew my grandma's name, which was another detail I never shared. As my scepticism began to fade, I asked my date if my grandma could actually see what we were doing. She said yes. My penis automatically disabled its erection function and shrunk in shame. My dick has been soft ever since. Sex was no longer possible for me when I imagined ghost granny not only watching me during sex, but also feeding my partner sensitive information about me from beyond the grave. I didn't sleep at all. My first proper date of the year and I get fucking haunted during sex.
Tl:dr Hooked up with a girl who can communicate with the dead apparently. She ended up "making contact" with my late grandma while the two of us were being intimate and made me aware that ghost granny could see what we were doing. I was unable to get it up or go to sleep after that.