Submitted by ninja-boobies t3_10yvkxv in tifu
Okay so for context - this actually happened a few months ago when my bf and I were not dating and had just started hanging out. I (20F) was sleeping over in his bed (21M), let’s call him Alex for the sake of the story. So I was sleeping and dreaming about a beautiful bathroom, the toilet was gold and there were diamonds on the walls so in my dream i’m like hell yeah let me pee on this toilet. I start peeing only to slowly wake up and realize I’M FR PEEING IN THIS MAN’S BED. I started texting a couple of my girlfriends like WTF do I do!? I really didn’t want to wake him up and tell him because we hadn’t been hanging out that long and I really liked him. Now - Alex sweats like you wouldn’t believe at night, often waking up in a puddle of his own sweat, so i’m like I can definitely get away with this. I put a towel down on top of the ~wet spot~ and push him over so he won’t touch it and go back to sleep. When he woke up later that morning, I said good morning and then i’m like go to the bathroom, you need to pee, and somehow he agreed - I was like damn it was really that easy?? I stripped his bed quickly and when he returns I’m like yeah your bed is getting stink I’m gonna wash your sheets. He thanked me and then a month later I told him what had happened! He laughed about it and still teases me to this day lightheartedly, and now we are dating so I guess it all worked out!
TL;DR I peed in my future boyfriend’s bed because I dreamt I was peeing in a fancy bathroom and I stripped the bed without him realizing I had ever peed