Submitted by LostMyBunty t3_1134d2l in tifu
TIFU - obligatory this happened over the last couple of weeks ..
My wife and I are sculptors and 3D artists. We work predominantly in clay but also with other mediums like plaster and 3D print. We are also very active on the adult entertainment scene and offer a Cast your Penis service which is surprisingly popular. Last month she and I cast 12 tumescent dongs of varying proportions for a stag party. This is more popular than you might assume, but it's the first time that we have worked with so many customers at once. It was exhausting dealing with such a large, drunken, ribald group, each trying to maintain wood, and somehow one of us made a mistake.
The dick casts were filled with colourful swirly silicon and allowed to set over the next few days. Without breaking open the casts they were delivered to the maid of honour who was organising the hen party. At the hen party each hen broke open a random plaster cast like a sexy pinata for a game of match-the-dong.
This sounds like fun, yeah?
11 of the 12 casts contained a swirly rubber cock.
1 of the 12 contained a set of intertwined mother, father and baby hands.
A pair of doting parents had been sent a fluorescent fucking tumescent prick to display on their mantelpiece. We think that one of the partygoers likely swapped something for a laugh, fortunately the family saw the funny side.
TLDR - stag party cock model sent to new parents.