Submitted by Cannedforstat t3_119aqri in tifu
Tifu by having a water bottle bidet
So at work I keep two water bottles. The first is for drinking water. Simple enough right? Well the other is for something else… I am Indian, and as an Indian I proudly keep my butt clean and wash after I poop rather than only wipe. I hate doing this outside my house but I’m uncomfortable with doing it the western way. I feel gross afterwards if I don’t wash up. I always keep the water bottle used for my bottom in my locker as I assume no one should go into my locker. I always leave it like half full cause in case someone sees it they don’t wonder why I got an empty water bottle at all times in my locker. I don’t feel like explaining it cause its odd to people not from india.
The TIFU So today at work my co-worker asked if I got some water that he could have since we don’t exactly have cups sitting around at work. I said yeah sure my bottles in the lunch room. Our day proceeded up until i had to go do the deed. My water bottle for drinking was in the lunch room! But that was not the one he grabbed. Instead of getting the one on the lunch table right next to my locker he popped open my locker and got that one!!! At this point I almost threw up… i mean of course theres no actual poop water in there its just tap water but i mean maybe theres back splash??? Either way Im sick to my stomach and there is absolutely no way I can tell my co-worker about this situation because I don’t know how in anyway this doesn’t look like a majorly messed up on my part.
This is my disgusting confession
Tagged this nsfw because that water bottle was nsfw apparently.
TL;DR Someone drank from the bidet water bottle at work. Now I feel like throwing up and can’t look him in the eyes.