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NinjatheClick t1_jdvv97v wrote

The real fuck up was bragging about sexual prowess in the first place.

Before I go assuming things, do you both like each other as people or was this purely carnal?

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[deleted] OP t1_jdvvzj5 wrote

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NinjatheClick t1_jdx4c3h wrote

Well, there goes most of my advice.

You can tell her the truth, and honestly, even with experience you're going to have times where this can happen. Especially if you're really into them.

That said, your inexperience is going to be found right away, so if you DO go further, know that she'll know, and you might as well tell her.

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jeezlyCurmudgeon t1_jdvmfld wrote

Tell her the truth and laugh about it. Either it works or doesn't. Not like you can make it worse 🤣

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Frosty-Audience-2257 t1_jdvzv6r wrote

Literally read this story 3 times...If you want to farm karma how about you search for new stories?

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JLars97 t1_jdvmac0 wrote

It's too late. She probably told her friends about it too. It's a marathon, not a sprint. When doing some self care remember that. Practice the long run, a quick meat beat in the shower will always keep you running the short distance. So next time you slap that salami, go a full twelve rounds.

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Gonzostewie t1_jdvy7dd wrote

Definitely. Women are far more foul than you can even believe. In college, I hooked up with a girl and not even a full 24hrs later I went to her friends' house for a movie and they already knew more gory details about me and my anatomy than I ever told any of my friends about anyone I was with.

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JLars97 t1_jdvo6kt wrote

If you had a funny story to tell, would you keep to yourself? Unless you're all a part of a friend's group, she may keep it from embarrassing you. No offense my guy, but you told her you were good, when you weren't. She did try to help you out.

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shark_on_tv t1_jdvxi0s wrote

She 100% told her friends. Girls tell each other everything and they love details. Probably best to let that one go and learn from the experience. Lying about experience in this situation is never good and almost always obvious. Being a virgin is a huge turn on for some girls anyway. I would just own it.

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RealThrowaway_29403 t1_jdyjhu4 wrote

You shoulda just owned it. Then it might’ve ended up on her face instead of yours

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Willowshep t1_jdvsrke wrote

Sometimes you gotta bust a nut. Own it

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Conscious_Cod502 t1_jdw3cdu wrote

Don't worry brother, you still lasted longer than me...

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RudeSprinkles1240 t1_jdwy2te wrote

More porno fanfic. I think this exact scene was in a teen movie in the '00s. Something with a cake or tart or cobbler?

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Goose1535 t1_jdyreuv wrote

I swear this has been posted before

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thotoppa t1_je7kuf9 wrote

at least someone got face shots

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SecretSession7303 t1_jdz4wbu wrote

Hahaha! Lesson well learned bout bragging. Impressive shot tho buddy. Id say f@@$ it and hit her up. 1x. If she doesn't respond let it be and better luck next time my American Pie friend.

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