I know, I swear she’s smarter than 95% of the people I know. She was pulling me on the skateboard and I said let’s make a left and then out of no where she went left, same with right. I would say beer and crack open a beer then the other day I said I wanted a beer and I was mid match on war zone and she showed up with a warm beer in her mouth I always keep a case open by the fridge for emergencies

Sometimes I swear my dog is not even a dog, she probably a skin walker or a alien that took her body over or something like that. She was a really obnoxious stupid puppy then one day she got out of the yard then came back as one of the smartest dogs ever, I know she was my dog because of the chip but she just all of a sudden became really smart but acted the same minus the stupidness